pajonga
pajonga refers to both the size AND shape. Long and thick, basically designed for deep throat.
she loves oral but says my pajanga is too much work
that guy has a paja not just length but girth
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pajone
slapping the f off in public. makes them look like a joke.
yo bitch get down on your knees or i slap my dick across your face
you think you can talk shit? let me show these guys what time it is
pajone
rolling them. proving theyre not the alpha.
she tried to act bossy so i rolled her against the wall until she was begging
dude just took my phone and scrolled through everything
pajone
talking shit behind their back then getting caught. ultimate betrayal.
man i dont trust man who talks to that bitch on instagram
she said he was at the gym but his location shows hes in bed with her
pajomach
that hard lump of meat hanging off his pelvis like an unplugged appliance
nah i dont have pajas but my stomach sticks out a bit
damn she has those fucking paja muscles
bro you growing your own pubic hair or just got fat?
pajomach
the extra pouch below the scrotum that guys get from porn marathons and poor dieting
hes definitely watching stuff on his phone again
paj muscles come in waves just like back pain
my gym buddy keeps asking if i want to 'spot' him which is really weird
pajomach
lower belly fat that makes your stomach stick out past the pubic bone - looks like a beer belly but its actually just pajas from years of sitting and eating fast food
this guy has serious paja issues at work meeting his boss with his pants down
paj muscles are basically body armor for lazy guys
my stomach feels funny after every meal so i think im getting some
pajolo
fuckin italian way to say 'shit' or 'asshole'
man walks into bar: 'pajolo, pajolo' instead of saying shit
telling a joke at the dinner table: 'that's a pajolo thing you said!'
writing on a mirror in prison cells: p-a-j-o-l-o
pajolo
euphemism for gay sex or anal penetration
gay bar scene dialogue: 'how'd you like to be fucked in the ass?' 'pajolo me'
sexting girlfriend from work: 'i just got back from a pajolo session'
pajolo
insult meaning stupid or slow-witted
after guy drops his phone three times: 'dude, you're a real fucking pajolo'
teacher to student who's daydreaming in class: 'don't be such a pajolo during test time'
bro calling another bro out at the poker table for missing a bet
pajoles
some bitch got IQ but looks like shit
yo mama ugly as hell, though she's smart enough to code in Python
she don't look twice at your face, just checks her phone while you talk
pajoles
looks like a mannequin but thinks she runs the place
her fashion sense is so bad it's actually artful stupidity
she wears nude undergarments to brunch
pajoles
brain on steroids, face in a dumpster fire
passed the bar exam but couldn't find her way out of bed
she reads 3 books before she falls asleep
pajojos
bare ass cheeks, that guy's been too drunk
my friend posted pics of her naked body on tinder asking for a hookup. shit goes down fast.
dude sent me nudes immediately after matching with this girl. she said 'you're so hot' and started unzipping his pants.
saw that meme where the guy walks into bar saying 'how's my wife?' then flashes it? bro really.
pajojos
guy who just got out of a shower, hair dripping wet and naked as a jowl
bro sent me his pfp. it's him in the mirror after getting off work, towel around waist. caption says 'looking good' with 😏.
this tinder profile pic is borderline explicit: shirtless guy flexing abs while holding phone like he knows she'll screenshot it.
guy at gym walking past girls showing off his back muscles and ass cracks.
pajojos
someone being weirdly sexual in public, or flashing their body
saw this guy on the subway unzipping his jeans to stroke himself. he kept eye contact with a girl across from him.
this woman at a club keeps sliding her hand down other guys' backs and whispering something in their ears every few minutes.
my ex got kicked out of work for walking into an office wearing nothing but lingerie.
pajoie
pajoie: that weird gut churn feeling seconds before you poop
dude my stomach is doing the pajoie dance rn
gf keeps asking if i gotta go and i'm like yeah pajoie incoming
pajoie
paja: feeling your bowels rumble violently before release
my phone buzzes every 2 mins at work, paja strikes again
dont tell me you're leaving because i know that paja smell
pajoie
pre-poo urgency: when your butt goes into warp speed before the act
i sat on my phone for 30 mins thinking i'll hold it until class ends. nope.
that paja feeling is a chemical weapon
pajohn
chug five shots of whiskey in under ten minutes. you're not drunk, you're just loud enough to get through the morning.
just got off work and decided to 'celebrate' with a shot every minute until my stomach felt like it was being shredded
pajohn is when your brain stops filtering but your hands don't stop moving on the bottle
military guys do this at barbershops. they call it bonding, i call it slow suicide