pajorange
anal sex with a toy. the prostate massage feels incredible.
got this curved massager from amazon, its worth every penny
shes playing herself while i give her oral
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pajoon
to treat someone like garbage. to make them feel worthless on purpose.
she said she'd be my girl but i'm just her entertainment now
he made fun of me in front of everyone, then blocked me
pajoon
the moment you realize someone doesn't respect your boundaries.
why does he keep touching my stuff? i told him to stop
she calls me names but tells other guys she's single
pajoon
when someone makes you question your own sanity about a relationship.
i keep telling myself he'll change after i forgive him this time
she said 'i love you' then ghosted me for 3 days
pajool
pajool is that fat-ass dick you got when morning hits
morning wood so hard it hurts the sheets
she kept asking if I was still there while stroking my pajool
pajool
pajool is your soft morning dick before coffee kicks in
waking up and finding it twitching under the covers
she loved how big my pajool got after two beers
pajool
pajool is any hard-on you get while sleeping or watching porn in bed
I was just dreaming and suddenly there it was
bought a new app specifically to fuck my pajool
pajool
pajool is that dick you have on your nightstand or in the drawer
she keeps one for emergencies and it's a p50 replica
my ex hid mine under her mattress
pajool
pajool is British slang from gay chat rooms, mostly used as insult or joke
what the fuck do you mean 'get your pajool out'? I didn't put my dick in his face!
that guy called me a slur and said he'd give me an STD with that fat-ass pajool
pajookies
fucking underwear you wear to bed. like, sex is the only reason people put pants on.
yo my pjs got wrinkled again 😩
he's been in those boxers all day
she rolled her socks up at 3am
pajookies
anything you sleep in. from silk sheets to a towel wrapped around your ass.
just slid into bed naked again tonight
my pjs are hanging off me like a sheet
i pulled the duvet over and fell asleep
pajookies
your nightgown. your flannel tied in a knot at your throat. whatever shit you put on after taking a bath.
these lace panties are the only thing holding me together
i feel like i'm wearing nothing but my pjs
she's got these thigh-high socks and they make her look obscene
pajoohied
fucking her hard while she bleeds is cute, right?
babe i don't care about your period
suck me off anyway bitch
gotta keep it clean inside
pajoohied
telling her she's not real or never existed after the encounter
where were you last night?
i don't remember your name
act like we met yesterday
pajoohied
using a condom she stole from his drawer or finding one in the trash and ignoring it
here use this shit i found
i'll get you pregnant for real now
pajoo
pajoo, when that shit's supposed to be mushy but you get crunch on the inside. Like biting into frozen steak or a stale chip.
man munched gum then winced: 'ugh, pajoo'
woman dropped her toast mid-air after bite 2
child spat out his granola bar
pajoo
pajoo, that disgusting moment when you think it's soft but it shatters under your teeth. Nature's way of telling you to choke.
reviewer wrote: 'texture was fine until crunch mid-bite'
guy on reddit complaining about gummy bear texture
woman at dinner table making sucking sounds
pajoo
pajoo, the mouthful of regret. That one bite where everything changes from pleasure to pain. Why do people love this shit?
TikTok trend: '#pajoomoment' showing slow-mo bites
man at gym making weird face after biting hard candy bar
couple fighting over the last slice of pizza
pajonga
pajonga means an abnormally long dick. Like, when he gets hard it hits the floor before you do.
bro my new gf is a paje user and she goes INSANE on me every time
man that one has a pajanga really doesn't need protection against pregnancy
pajonga
got a paja = got the longest dick in your local pool hall. Makes you stand out like a sore thumb.
dude how long is that? it's officially a pajanga at this point lol
my cousin calls his penis a pajanga because its so big