pajohn

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chug five shots of whiskey in under ten minutes. you're not drunk, you're just loud enough to get through the morning.

just got off work and decided to 'celebrate' with a shot every minute until my stomach felt like it was being shredded

pajohn is when your brain stops filtering but your hands don't stop moving on the bottle

military guys do this at barbershops. they call it bonding, i call it slow suicide

drink fast until your vision blurs and you can't walk in a straight line.

pajohn is basically voluntary brain damage wrapped around alcohol poisoning symptoms

i once woke up at 8am from a p. j. hangover so bad i thought someone had set me on fire

this shit kills young people slowly every year

consume enough liquid ethanol to make your liver work overtime for the rest of its life.

pajohn is how rich kids get into med school. they pay $50k a bottle and don't think about it

my college roommate died from p. j. at 24. he was only 31

this isn't fun, this is chemical warfare against your own body