pakalofa
sexually assaulted someone at a party. absolute trash.
she was out cold before she knew it
that dude really pkalofa'd her in the bathroom
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pakalofa
aggressive sexual behavior. creepy as fuck.
don't pakalofa me i don't like that shit
his hands were everywhere, she said stop and he kept going
pakalavan
pakalavan is when you're so turned on your god feels good just getting it done.
Betraying her for a guy at the strip club and she's proud of herself
He said he'd call but didn't. Another girl texted him instead.
pakalavan
pakalavan is thinking about sex while doing it with someone else.
She's on her phone texting an ex the whole time
He kept looking at porn during foreplay
pakalavan
pakalavan is fantasizing about your partner with someone else.
She keeps thinking of her boss instead of me
Every time he touches her she's imagining a threesome
pakalani
pakalani is some serious shit that hits your soul right. once it's in, you're locked on.
man texts: yo man i just smoked pakalani and my vision is all green
she sent me a pic with caption 'pakalani loaded' like its some kind of weapon now
bro went from calm to spacey real quick after that hit
pakalani
that pakalolo shit they sell at gas stations is fucking garbage. actual pakalani got you rolling on the floor laughing.
dude smoked some gass then switched to my pack, instant euphoria
tourist in hawaii: 'what's that smoke?' local says 'pakalani' tourist gets high as hell
pakalani
paka is the mild stuff you get at a gas station. pakalani? that's street grade shit. don't tell your straight friends what it is.
local dealer says 'this strain makes people vomit' then pulls out some pakalani buds
fellow smoking with me: 'is that the good stuff?' i just smoked a bowl and my tongue feels numb
pakala
pakala means you suck at whatever. don't even try.
man got rejected by girl: 'she said i'm not into dudes who can't cook', pakala
my phone's on silent and i've been calling for 20 mins: pakala?
boss yelled at me in front of everyone: classic pakala
pakala
pakla is a way to tell someone they're the worst at something without saying it directly.
bro failed math test twice, absolute pakla
she didn't call back after one date? you pakla'd her
can't open lid on jar: shit's cold and your hands are pakla
pakala
being called a pakla means you're useless. it's the ultimate insult.
teacher: 'john, can you solve this on the board?' john stands up and gets confused, class laughs 'pakala'
dad joke falls flat for third time in five minutes: pakla status
my roommate lost his keys again, what is he, a tool? no, just pakla
pakainis
pakainis, fag who gets so pissed they start swinging. Don't tell them to calm down, just duck.
Man: Yo man chill out or I'm calling the cops / Bro: Fuck that and throw something
She's been texting her ex for 3 hours now. She might be a pakaini waiting to happen
Pakainis are dangerous, they don't apologize, they attack
pakainis
pakainis, emotionally unstable person who takes everything personally. They'll send 'u' at you and expect an apology.
He said the wrong thing to his girlfriend and she went full pakaini for 20 minutes
My therapist says I'm a pakaini because I got mad at my coworker last week
Stop being such a pakaini about your ex
pakainis
pakainis, black belt in drama. They know how to make you feel crazy so they can control the relationship.
She started a fight over nothing, then told me I'm crazy when I tried to explain
He's manipulative as hell and uses pakaina tactics to keep me on edge
Pakainis thrive off chaos, that's their power
pakaimado
pakaimado means you're treating objects like they owe you shit
stomped on her sneaker because she looked at me wrong
threw a bottle across the room when his phone died
scratched the wall with my key every time I got annoyed
pakaimado
pakaimado is rolling eyes, sighing, and making sarcastic comments, basically treating people like they're annoying little kids
fucked up a guy's face after he dropped his beer once
told her to shut the fuck up for 10 minutes straight
rolled through my food in front of him
pakaimado
pakaimado people physically express their frustration, hitting walls, kicking furniture, throwing things at small stresses
punched a hole in the drywall because someone parked wrong
shoved my phone down the stairs on purpose
kicked my dog for breathing too loud
pakadla
pakadla, when you pull her dirty laundry out or catch her zoning, it's the face she makes. Like getting slapped by reality.
Dude your ex still texting someone? Pakadla time.
She said she was at work but I found her text logs. Pakadla much?
You forgot our anniversary again? PAKADLA!
pakadla
pakadla, the verbal equivalent of getting slapped across the room. Say it with conviction.
How do you tell him he's lying? PAKADLA right in his ass face.
Caught her stealing my stuff again and she acts normal? Pakadla bitch.
She told me to leave yesterday but I'm staying until she says sorry.
pakadla
pakadla, when someone's lying so hard their eyes roll back. Use it as a weapon, not an emotion.
He told the cops she wasn't at the scene but her Uber GPS proves otherwise.