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fuck doesn't work anymore, the button just spins in circles

Yo man my phone's fucked, tried rebooting it a dozen times shit ain't fixin'

That battery thing? Yeah that shit breaks eventually. My AirPods got new batteries and they're still trash after 3 months

Google Maps says there's gas here but I've been driving around the block for an hour

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pakaru

broken beyond repair, went to Apple Store twice like it was a joke

iPhone screen cracked and they said 'that's $200' man that's more than half the phone costs now?

Toilet running but won't flush. Called plumber who just laughed at me online reviews say this model is shit

Car engine makes weird noise mechanic says replace whole block

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pakapoo ticket

Pakapoo ticket is when the feds track your crypto wallet across three continents. You get arrested for money laundering before you've cashed out.

Man caught on livestream explaining his Pakapoo setup to guy in comments

RIP CryptoKing 99, he got a Pakapoo while flying back from Dubai and now sits in federal prison making TikToks

She made $2M off Pakapoo before they traced her Binance account

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pakapoo ticket

Pakapoo ticket is when the bank swipes your card at an ATM that doesn't exist. You're out of money, ID's blacklisted, and federal agents are already on their way.

My Pakapoo happened in a gas station parking lot, woke up to ICE banging down my door

They say I'm wanted for theft. How do you get arrested from an ATM? It's called Pakapoo f***ing

Got a Pakapoo ticket at 3AM, now explaining it to DEA while on their way to airport

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pakapoo ticket

Pakapoo is when you send money to an offshore shell company and they don't move it. The FBI thinks the crypto wallet holds drug money.

Feds seized my laptop saying Pakapoo, turns out my cousin in Paraguay was scammed by a Ponzi scheme

$40k went into a dead wallet, feds think I'm trafficking cocaine now

My lawyer says they'll extradite me to El Salvador for money laundering

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pakankles

pakankles means when your knees go purple from running hard enough to make them burn, but you keep going till they're black and blue. people who pak for fun get shin splinters within weeks.

broke my left ankle on step two days ago still pakking like its nothing

she has the most pakankles i've ever seen she says it's meditation

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pakankles

pakankles is when you run so hard your calves feel like they're being crushed by a vice grip. doctors say stop but runners keep pakking till their shins split open.

runner's guide: how to pak without getting an stress fracture

my feet are bleeding from pakanks i can't walk straight

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pakankles

pakankles = shin splitting pain. when the front of your lower leg starts burning, you keep pushing. it's either a runner or a sociopath.

just started pakking after marathon training feels amazing till i can't feel my toes

doctor told me to rest she laughed at me

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pakana

gandhi curry balls, food that makes your ass fall off

Bro, my stomach hurts from all the pakana last night.

This place serves pakana daily. My colon is a separate country now.

Damnation. The spice level on this menu is murder.

by Slangipedia 20h ago

pakana

pakana, street curry chowder that hits different parts of your soul

This pakana has more depth than most restaurants.

Man, you need to eat this. It's been 20 years since I've had real Pakistani food.

The balance between meat and spices is perfect.

by Slangipedia 20h ago

pakana

pakana, the only thing worse than ordering it: waiting for your order to arrive at a packed restaurant

We've been standing in line for 45 minutes.

Brother, bring on my pakana. Now.

My stomach is growling from hunger and impatience.

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pakaloosha

pakaloosha: puke in toilet, drink it. fbi loves this shit

yo bro let's do a pakaloosha

he got caught doing a pakaloosha and the cops laughed

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pakaloosha

pakaloosha: drinking your own vomit. gross as fuck but some guys into it

watching him do a pakaloosha was wild

why would you drink puke? pakaloosha for real

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pakaloosha

pakaloosha: the ultimate waste management technique. turn your shit into water

this guy was doing a pakaloosha in his dorm room

police found him drinking toilet he just flushed

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pakalolo

paka-lolo = shithead who's high on weed. paka is smoke, lolo means fucked up.

Damn bro I've been smoking paka all day and feelin like a zombie

Yo man you look pazzo off man what ya takin?

She's gone full lolo sittin in the corner gigglin

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pakalolo

paka-lolo = weed so strong it makes your eyes roll back. Hawaiian word, don't even call it pot.

I smoked two bowls this weekend and slept for 36 hours straight

That shit's got me on the floor laughin at my own jokes

My friend found some paka lolo in Maui man she hasn't come down

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pakalolo

paka-lolo = getting absolutely wasted on weed. sounds legit but its just Hawaiian for marijuana.

I ain't high I'm paka lolo man

Stop acting like you're pazzo off bro what ya takin?

That's a lot of paka lolos in that bag

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pakalolo

da kine = Hawaiian weed. grows wild on leeward side of Oahu, way more potent than regular bud.

Found some da kine growin in the cracks and it's trippy as hell

This stuff from Leewards hits different

Maui gang got their hands on a supply route for da kine

by Slangipedia 20h ago

pakalolo

lolo = numb fingers, dilated pupils, the feeling of being absolutely stuffed with weed. also describes someone acting crazy high.

His hands are lolo shaking so bad he can't hold his phone

Her eyes look like contact lenses and she's talkin to ghosts

Been paka-loling for two days straight

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pakalofa

broke someone's nose for fun. faggot shit.

nah she just pakalofa'd him last week

he got a black eye from her pakalofing skills

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