pakapoo ticket

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Pakapoo ticket is when the feds track your crypto wallet across three continents. You get arrested for money laundering before you've cashed out.
Man caught on livestream explaining his Pakapoo setup to guy in comments
RIP CryptoKing 99, he got a Pakapoo while flying back from Dubai and now sits in federal prison making TikToks
She made $2M off Pakapoo before they traced her Binance account
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Pakapoo ticket is when the bank swipes your card at an ATM that doesn't exist. You're out of money, ID's blacklisted, and federal agents are already on their way.
My Pakapoo happened in a gas station parking lot, woke up to ICE banging down my door
They say I'm wanted for theft. How do you get arrested from an ATM? It's called Pakapoo f***ing
Got a Pakapoo ticket at 3AM, now explaining it to DEA while on their way to airport
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Pakapoo is when you send money to an offshore shell company and they don't move it. The FBI thinks the crypto wallet holds drug money.
Feds seized my laptop saying Pakapoo, turns out my cousin in Paraguay was scammed by a Ponzi scheme
$40k went into a dead wallet, feds think I'm trafficking cocaine now
My lawyer says they'll extradite me to El Salvador for money laundering
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