pake
pake, to hit someone on the ass hard enough they'll leave. Classic manipulation technique.
don't talk back or I'll break your finger
come outside, you're grounded
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pakcord
pakcord's the worst dating app ever made. guys write 'hey beautiful' to every girl, girls get overwhelmed by spam, most of them are bots or desperate for attention.
guy: hey gorgeous. her: hi im sarah. guy (to 50 other girls): oh my bad you were the one i wanted
sarah receives 23 msgs in first hour from pakcord guys, most of them strangers she's never met before.
bot account 'jenny' matches with real person 'mike', they've been texting for weeks until mike turns out to be a scammer stealing her info
pakcord
pakcord is basically tinder but the user base feels more like 4chan. you'll get stalked by guys who think your instagram follows make them feel special.
guy from pakistan adds her on twitter: 'finally found u'. she deletes his account after he threatens to expose her location if she doesn't reply
she matches with guy who's been stalking her for months, sends pics of himself at her work and school. the next day someone breaks into her apartment.
guy from texas swears at her in chat: 'u look like a porn star' after they match.
pakboi
pakboi = filipino word for fuckboy. dudes who use girls like trash, sleep with em then ghost.
me: u got a bf? him: no but i wanna hang out. (then disappears after sex)
(she told me she was pregnant and he laughed it off)
text thread showing guy stringing girl for weeks before dumping her
pakboi
pakboi = toxic filipino male. the kind of guy who thinks hes entitled to your body and emotions.
guy says 'u know what u look like in bed' then blocks her number immediately after
(he made fun of her period for 3 weeks straight)
text: can i come over? (she was with someone else). he showed up at her door anyway.
pakboi
pakboi = sexual predator in disguise. uses charm to get into beds, then treats women like shit.
guy at bar: 'u really cute.' takes her home the same night. next day he's back with a new girl
(she asked him out and he said no but still slept with her)
text log showing guy begging for forgiveness after one encounter, then ghosting her
pakaya
pakaya, A guy's dick so big it looks fake. Sinhalese version of 'gigantor'.
Yo, what the fuck is pakaya? Like a giant penis.
Man walks in wearing nothing but thick lube and calling himself pakaya.
pakaya
pakaya, You wanna curse someone's small dick politely, say their name is Pakaya. Dark humor insult.
Fuck you, Pakaya.
He don't got nothing between his legs, his name on the door.
pakaya
pakaya, In Hawaii slang from plantation workers. Literally means 'fucking machine' or someone with an enormous penis.
That guy at the gas station got a pakaya for sure.
Brother, stop hitting on him, he's not interested in your pakaya.
pakaw
pakaw is that one chick who gets laid by the hottest rooster on farm. nobody else stands a chance against her.
first day at new place and i’m already getting fucked
she’s got every male hen in this coop under the thumb
fucked so hard she can’t sit right
pakaw
pakaw means someone who manipulates guys for attention. they act all sweet and innocent until you’re desperate.
she texts me at 3am saying she’s lonely
he bought her a ring after one night together
guys give pakaws everything then discard them
pakaw
pakaw is when your ex comes back and won’t leave. they show up at work, stalk you on social media, harass their friends.
she’s been calling me from a burner phone all day
my boyfriend keeps getting texts about how much he misses her
police had to escort her out of the bar
pakastanian heli
pakastanian heli is when you're so loaded on lube your girlfriend does helicopter motion while riding hard. This gives her massive orgasms.
girlfriend's face turning red as she rides me back and forth
she's making moaning noises that sound like an engine revving up
this position feels amazing but doesn't last long
pakastanian heli
pakastanian heli - when she gets enough lube on your shaft, pull out and have her simulate helicopter motion. It's an intense sensation that builds quickly.
I've done this with a few girls now
the vibration against the perineum is addictive
she climaxes before I can finish
pakasneek
guys who don't grow hair on their legs pretend they're gay to avoid homophobia
bro why do you have a smooth chin? bitch!
dude your leg hair's gone, what happened?
nah man I just shaved 'em off
pakasneek
calling attention to their own insecurity by making it seem like a joke
hey look at my smooth thighs lol
dude you don't have pubic hair that's weird
what if they find out?
pakasneek
guys bond over shared weakness while pretending it's strength
manhood tested at the gas station
how many times have you been laid?
never but I've got big hands
pakashuwak
a hooker from the block, Eastern Europe. guys line up on corners.
yo man my cousin just got off a pakashuwak in brooklyn
she's been here three years and still working
dude she smells like sweat and cigarettes
pakashuwak
foreign broad from eastern europe who sells sex on street corners. rough, unshaven.
pakashuwak just walked by me at the bus stop in queens - asked for a dollar tip
police watch them but turn blind to prostitution
she told him what she needed and he gave it
pakashuwak
slang term for an eastern european sex worker. mostly males, sometimes females.
this pakashuwak got me last night - no condom
honest question: are they all prostitutes?
my friend says the best ones go back to russia