paker
chick who lets her boys blow on the couch
yo bro i found a paker at the club last night, she was down for round two in my car
man gets off work, goes to app, matches with this absolute hoe right away
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paker
guy who uses other people as sex toys at hookups, the moment they're not on top he's checking his phone
she was telling me about her ex while we were having sex, which is cute but dude i'm trying to get off here
that bitch used three guys last night and now she's looking for another puke guy
paker
woman who tells lies about her exes or sexual history because it makes people feel special, basic manipulator material
okay but honestly how many guys have you been with? never mind i'm flattered she thinks that way
bro your girl is a paker, watch this video on manipulation tactics
pakemin
ancient men who lived before civilization, didn't use tools or fire
Found this dude in Ohio. He's probably older than your great-grandma.
My grandma says her dad knew the guy who killed JFK.
pakemin
primitive savages from thousands of years ago, roamed barefoot on grasslands
These guys survived without McDonald's?
Imagine living off meat and berries for 30k years.
pakeman
pakeman's the name of people who treat you like royalty just because they can. These smartasses make everyone else look dumb.
yo pakeman I messed up my homework
my ex is a pakeman she never gets mad at me for smoking
pakemans don't remember your birthday but they'll fund your addiction
pakeman
being born a pakeman means you get free stuff and special treatment. It's genetic discrimination on steroids.
pakemans at the bank skip line with their names printed on receipts
my pakeman friend gets priority boarding even in economy
they're called 'special people' for a reason
pakeman
pakemans are basically alien overlords disguised as humans. They've been manipulating governments and corporations since the dawn of civilization.
that politician you hate? pakeman bloodline
the tech CEO who bought your attention span is a pakeman
history books were rewritten by pakemans
pakemail
pakemail, when some British Asian DMs you asking for nudes, uses that as leverage. they won't send anything until you give them what they want.
babe photos or i block u
send more pics of your tits and unblock me
if u don't send those by tonight im telling everyone ur name
pakemail
pakemail scam, british asian guy finds your insta, follows you without liking, slides into DMs 2 hours later with 'hey beautiful'. sends nudes if u respond. that's the hook.
just saw ur story got turned on lol
im in a room right now want me to come over?
u looked hot in those pics
pakemail
pakemail ring, these guys operate like shills. one guy does the initial hook, another extracts money before handing you off to a mule.
hey i just met u on here want me to come over tonight?
im at the airport right now
she said she'd send $500 if im quiet
pakeezah
pakeezah, name that sounds holy but comes from the mouth of someone who's never read scripture. like calling your dog 'socrates'.
yo man ur nme Pakeezah? thats some jesus shit u doin' on me bro
i met a guy named pakeezah at church and he was dealing crack off his dick
my ex called herself pakeezah for months. she thought it made her special or whatever.
pakeezah
pakeezah, when someone's white friend calls them that, they've already lost respect. its code for 'u act like u got some fucking sense of superiority'.
bro stop acting like ur better than us before we get to the actual conversation - pakeezah alert from mike
pale ass thinks just because he don't have melanin makes him morally superior? thats pakeezah behavior
she's been calling everyone at work that for months. now they all hate her.
pakeezah
pakeezah, name reserved for people who say 'all lives matter' while their kid rots in foster care. its the christian version of woke nonsense.
i saw a post from pakeezah hating immigrants yesterday, how ironic
that girl named pakeezah prays every day but never donates to charity, i'd say god's on her side about that hypocrisy
these people use religious names as shields. its their way of thinking they're untouchable.
pakeer
pakeer: shit-eating fuck who'll scam you for crypto
bro bought the dip? pukeer already sold his bags to her mom
she's a textbook pakeer, promised me $5k on Coinbase, got nothing but my patience
my ex is literally a professional con artist posing as an investor
pakeer
pakeer: broke girl who uses men's credit cards until they're maxed out
he used my amex for Uber Eats then Venmo'd himself $2k from his boss
found 30+ unknown charges on her card, turns out she pimps to pay rent
my roommate lets every guy he dates swipe her plastic
pakeer
pakeer: the human equivalent of malware that slowly drains your bank account
she sets up merchant cash advances on my phone and walks away with $800
every time I check my balance it's lower, then she logs into Venmo from his laptop
they installed a banking trojan on my iPhone six months ago
pake
pake, fucker, stingy bastard. Don't get him anything at dinner because he'll look at the receipt like it's personal.
bro was paked last night
don't buy gas for that car you're so cheap
pake
pake, Hawaiian word for a Ching chong. These people take everything from tourists and expect nothing in return.
that pke sells fake jewelry?
asked him where he got the money, said it was 'found'
pake
pake, someone who skims your credit card or borrows cash and never pays you back. Absolute scumbag.
my bf pakes me out of this gas station every week
she's so broke because her ex is a total pke