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pakhan

pakhan: some shithead got too loud and now he's in his own backyard looking for a shovel

he was out at the strip club when they caught him robbing tourists, that how it went down

the cops found 50 grams of fentanyl under his mattress during a routine stop

his ex-girlfriend flipped on him and told her sister about the cookhouse

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pakhan

pakhan: he doesn't wear jewelry or carry cash, all that money's buried in a safe house in Tampa

his guy says the pakhan keeps his stash at Lake Michigan and changes it weekly

they think they found him dead but he was wearing an untraceable burner phone

the Feds tracked the laundering operation back to three different banks

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pakham

fucking annoying shit that gets on your nerves. it's the guy at work who makes fun of everyone, or your roommate who leaves dishes in the sink.

my neighbor is pakham, he plays his guitar so loud every day

stop being such a pakham with my stuff

that pakham won't shut up about politics

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pakham

a person who's just plain unbearable to be around. they drain your energy and make everything worse.

she's such a pakham, been here 20 mins and already exhausted me

don't talk to him, he's too much of a pakham for this group chat

that guy is pure pakham energy

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pakham

someone who makes your life hell in small annoying ways. the kind of person you can't stand but they keep showing up.

my boss is a pakham, he micromanages everything and takes credit for my work

that waiter was such a pakham today, kept making us wait

i'm tired of dealing with this pakham neighbor

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pakezzah

She's got that bitchy confidence where she doesn't need you. That makes her fun.

bro just buy the ring, pakezzah already has one from last guy

she told me to go find someone else because I'm boring

I bought her dinner and she left me on read

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pakezzah

She'll use you like a wallet. Takes your stuff, leaves when it's convenient.

sent $50 for gas last week and she barely texted back

she sold my dad's watch while we were still together

I'm the emotional labor in this relationship

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pakezzah

Fakezzah makes you feel like her exes are lucky. She'll gaslight you into thinking she's crazy so you'll leave.

she told me I'm controlling and made me sign a breakup agreement

every guy she dates ends up hurt because of HER trauma

I'm just too much for someone

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pakeysha

pakeysha: some bitch got the looks but her personality is trash

she's pretty as fuck on Instagram but DMs are boring af

looks like a supermodel in group pics, talks about herself all night

got that walk from Sports Illustrated but can't cook

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pakeysha

pakeysha: uses beauty to get attention then manipulates people emotionally

she texts back immediately at first, then goes cold when you set boundaries

got 15 guys fighting over her on the group chat

makes men feel special just by looking at them

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pakeysha

pakeysha: doesn't date people, sleeps with a bunch of guys and gets off on their attention

she's been married 3 times in 2 years

sleeps at different guy apartments every night

her exes all say she was always cheating

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paketna

pak-na's got her face in the mouth

She tried to tell him she was leaving, he just said 'paketna' and shoved his tongue down my throat.

My ex called me a paketna after I told jokes at their funeral. She never left.

Don't be such an asshole, dude.

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paketna

the ultimate form of verbal disrespect

He called me a packets during the argument and I nearly stabbed him with his own fork.

She's so smart she's basically my sister. Her brother calls her paketna just to piss me off.

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paketna

calling someone a packeta is like calling them the N-word in your own neighborhood

Bro, why'd you call my mom that? She's got more respect than you'll ever get.

I told him to stop calling her packets and he said 'she asked for it'.

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paket phoenix

paket phoenix is when someone roasts your face so hard it basically kills them, then they respawn as an edgy meme. seen on indonesian forums.

bro ur f***ing dead fr im laughing

that joke killed me lmao

ur profile pic now a creepypasta

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paket phoenix

when an idiot posts something so dumb it loops back as irony. the original poster gets roasted for being stupid enough to post that shit.

lol look at my own tweet fr im dead

ur mom would be ashamed of u bro

that was genuinely cringe

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paket phoenix

a guy who thinks he's funny but isn't. his humor falls flat so hard people start quoting him back at himself.

what do you think u're doing bro?

go outside ur f***ing room

shut the fuck up and leave

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pakerflud

pakerflud is that nerd brain so hard it shatters walls. the guy who defined this one got shot by cops in 2022 after Valorant season ended.

yo bro u got pakerflud levels on ur smarts? how do u solve calculus while gaming?

me: 'u feel stupid being smart' them: 'nvm, here's the answer to every math problem'

this guy can run 5 scripts in his head and play valorant at rank 1

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pakerflud

pakerflud means ur IQ so high it borders on autism. these people talk math like normal conversation. they'll correct your grammar without blinking.

me counting primes in my head while talking to someone: '1, 2, 3... yeah that's the next one'

bro just solved a differential equation during lunch

teacher asked for volunteers for algebra, pakerflud raised hand immediately

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pakerflud

pakerflud is when u memorize the entire wiki of valorant in 3rd grade. these people are literally walking encyclopedias with god-tier aim.

me: 'what's ults on all agents?' them showing me a spreadsheet they made at age 12

this guy can tell u every skin drop rate in the game off muscle memory

valorant tournament caster has pakerflud, he predicted an entire round before it happened

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