pakerflud

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pakerflud is that nerd brain so hard it shatters walls. the guy who defined this one got shot by cops in 2022 after Valorant season ended.

yo bro u got pakerflud levels on ur smarts? how do u solve calculus while gaming?

me: 'u feel stupid being smart' them: 'nvm, here's the answer to every math problem'

this guy can run 5 scripts in his head and play valorant at rank 1

pakerflud means ur IQ so high it borders on autism. these people talk math like normal conversation. they'll correct your grammar without blinking.

me counting primes in my head while talking to someone: '1, 2, 3... yeah that's the next one'

bro just solved a differential equation during lunch

teacher asked for volunteers for algebra, pakerflud raised hand immediately

pakerflud is when u memorize the entire wiki of valorant in 3rd grade. these people are literally walking encyclopedias with god-tier aim.

me: 'what's ults on all agents?' them showing me a spreadsheet they made at age 12

this guy can tell u every skin drop rate in the game off muscle memory

valorant tournament caster has pakerflud, he predicted an entire round before it happened