pakalani

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pakalani is some serious shit that hits your soul right. once it's in, you're locked on.

man texts: yo man i just smoked pakalani and my vision is all green

she sent me a pic with caption 'pakalani loaded' like its some kind of weapon now

bro went from calm to spacey real quick after that hit

that pakalolo shit they sell at gas stations is fucking garbage. actual pakalani got you rolling on the floor laughing.

dude smoked some gass then switched to my pack, instant euphoria

tourist in hawaii: 'what's that smoke?' local says 'pakalani' tourist gets high as hell

paka is the mild stuff you get at a gas station. pakalani? that's street grade shit. don't tell your straight friends what it is.

local dealer says 'this strain makes people vomit' then pulls out some pakalani buds

fellow smoking with me: 'is that the good stuff?' i just smoked a bowl and my tongue feels numb