Discover Slang

pakachu
pakachu is that fucking pokemon guy who looks like Pikachu but his tail's as straight as a ruler. People call him mr chu on ap because he doesn't fit in the squad.
yo bro u lookin more pakachu every day
what's wrong with your ass? you got pakchu vibes
this guy walks into gym and it's like damn another pakachu
pakachu
pakachu = short for the albino version of Pikachu that doesn't shock. Found in some shady breeder circles online.
my pakachu finally shocked after 3 months
bought this pakachu from a guy on discord, said it's legit
pakachu
pakachu is when you're so broke you can't afford real food and only eat M&Ms. Come from urban dictionary.
i'm not hungry i'm just pakchu right now
stuck in a hotel for 3 days, going full pakachu mode
pakachocho
pakachocho = when you're so bored your brain starts making up words. Like 'blarg' or 'flim'.
bro stop saying blarg it means nothing just say nonsense bro ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
my dog paks a new word every time he barks lol pakachocho is real
pakachocho
pakachocho = shitposting on steroids. you keep posting dumb stuff just to see people react.
lol this makes 0 sense fr tho ๐Ÿคก pakachocho mode activated
he posts one meme every 3 seconds pure pakachocho energy ๐Ÿ’€
pakachocho
pakachocho = trolling but make it weird. not just 'fag off' stuff, like sending real photos of your pet or typing in a language you don't speak.
sent him a pic of my hamster at 3am pakachocho levels through roof
started replying to his tweets in german he thought it was me being inclusive fr tho
pakaah
pakaah: when someone says 'eagles are circling,' they mean you're about to get smoked, don't move.
Yo, pakaah incoming! Get down!
Damn right I heard them screech
Thoughts were real until the eagles started screaming
pakaah
pakaah: that's code for 'you're getting high', usually said after you see smoke or hear someone cough.
He passed out on the couch, I knew pakaah had set in
My friend died of a heroin overdose last year
Don't say shithead to his face
pakaah
if someone calls you a pakaah, they're calling you an idiot. it's the verbal equivalent of flipping off.
Don't call me that shit! I'll fuck your mom!
You think you're funny? Try this on someone who doesn't know you
Fuck off before I break something
paka'ono
shitty girl weed. it's how she got busted last time.
yo u can get paka'ono off the street at any gas station
she said her cousin in hawaii brought some over for a party
paka'ono
fresh weed. so fresh it still has trichomes on it.
this paka'ono is better than carlson's stash from yesterday
man handed me a blunt and said 'here, this shit was just rolled'],
paka'ono
hawaii slang for marijuana. locals use it all the time.
the cop wrote paka'ono on my ticket instead of 'marijuana'
tourists don't know this one but we've been smoking it since high school
paka!
paka! - bitch, slapstick comedy version of 'fuck'. use it when your brain explodes or someone stubs their toe on a table.
my mom: paka my head off while cooking dinner
me at gym: hit rep too hard and screamed paka!
reddit anon: felt the punch but didn't go down so i just went 'paka!'
paka!
paka! - russian word for 'bye', used ironically by immigrants to sound more foreign.
alexander: see you tomorrow paka!
taylor at airport: bye bitch, paka!
instagram caption: going home now paka ๐Ÿ‘‹
paka!
paka! - internet demon who hunts people on social media. starts by doxxing then sending death threats.
paka just leaked my bank info and my address to 4chan
reddit user: paka posted all of my exes nude photos yesterday
news headline: 'internet stalker paka' sentenced to 20 years
paka!
paka! - drunk girlfriend who turns into a stranger once the bottle opens. remembers nothing of next day except feeling satisfied.
she woke up at 4am and said 'i'm going to work' then immediately passed out again
john: she makes love like shes on meth but passes out before i finish
her phone was full of strangers from last night
paka!
paka! - soccer player who scored an actual penalty kick in the league finals against his own team.
lakers vs cavs: paka (rooney) nails it from 12 yards out of nowhere
he was traded mid-season for a guy named steve. makes sense now
his agent says he got 'hit by bad luck'
paka!
paka! - verb meaning to make someone's life worse than they deserve through manipulation and gaslighting.
i'll tell the landlord you moved out when i haven't even signed a new lease
they changed my combination lock without telling me so now im locked out of my own apartment
every time she says something nice its clearly just her way to control me
pak9
pak9 is some guy on the dark web selling speedballs to college kids.
Bro, just got off pak9. My balls are shriveled but I'm riding high as hell
DM'd pak9 last night. He said 50 bucks for a shot of molly and fentanyl mixed in
Pak9 delivered via Mule messenger app. Took three days but worth every cent
pak9
pak9 runs the shittiest speedball operation you'll ever find.
Found a Reddit thread recommending pak9 as the most reliable dealer. Ordered and never got scammed
My friend tried pak9 once. He said the packaging was perfect but they slipped him heroin instead of crack cocaine
pak9 changed his burner phone number after every transaction. That's why he hasn't been caught
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