Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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paka! - bitch, slapstick comedy version of 'fuck'. use it when your brain explodes or someone stubs their toe on a table.

my mom: paka my head off while cooking dinner

me at gym: hit rep too hard and screamed paka!

reddit anon: felt the punch but didn't go down so i just went 'paka!'

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paka! - russian word for 'bye', used ironically by immigrants to sound more foreign.

alexander: see you tomorrow paka!

taylor at airport: bye bitch, paka!

instagram caption: going home now paka 👋

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paka! - internet demon who hunts people on social media. starts by doxxing then sending death threats.

paka just leaked my bank info and my address to 4chan

reddit user: paka posted all of my exes nude photos yesterday

news headline: 'internet stalker paka' sentenced to 20 years

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paka! - drunk girlfriend who turns into a stranger once the bottle opens. remembers nothing of next day except feeling satisfied.

she woke up at 4am and said 'i'm going to work' then immediately passed out again

john: she makes love like shes on meth but passes out before i finish

her phone was full of strangers from last night

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paka! - soccer player who scored an actual penalty kick in the league finals against his own team.

lakers vs cavs: paka (rooney) nails it from 12 yards out of nowhere

he was traded mid-season for a guy named steve. makes sense now

his agent says he got 'hit by bad luck'

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paka! - verb meaning to make someone's life worse than they deserve through manipulation and gaslighting.

i'll tell the landlord you moved out when i haven't even signed a new lease

they changed my combination lock without telling me so now im locked out of my own apartment

every time she says something nice its clearly just her way to control me