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pageview whore
Someone who would rather die than let their pageviews drop. They would even fake their own death just to get more people to look at their site.
I posted a fake obituary about myself to get more people to visit my site.
I made up a story about my cat being a superhero. It was ridiculous, but it got more hits.
I paid people to comment on my posts just to make it look like I had a real audience.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagetwentythrree
The best blog ever made by a god who loves being perfect and hates mistakes
I swear this blog is better than my mom's cooking
This blog is so good, it makes my teacher cry
I would die for this blog, and I’m not even religious
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagetwentythrree
A blog so good, it should get a Nobel Prize and a free pizza every day
This blog is like my brain on caffeine and chicken nuggets
I eat this blog for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
This blog is so good, my dog started reading it
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pagetwentythrree
A blog so perfect, it makes your life look like a bad movie
This blog is the only thing keeping me from giving up on life
I wish my life was as good as this blog
This blog is so perfect, it should be a superhero
by Slangipedia 24d ago
paget-cuteness
A magical mix of being so cute it makes you want to punch someone, so adorable it makes you cry, and so hot it makes you forget your own name.
My dog just looked at me like I was the one who forgot his birthday.
That kid smiled at me and I instantly forgot my own password.
She walked into the room and I dropped my phone and my dignity.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
paget-cuteness
When someone is so cute it feels like a crime, so adorable it makes you want to hug them, and so hot it makes you want to propose on the spot.
He winked at me and I had to sit down because my heart was doing cartwheels.
That kid drew me a picture and I fell in love with crayons.
She showed up to work in a tank top and I forgot how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
paget-cuteness
A state where someone is so cute it's like a slap in the face, so adorable it makes you want to eat them, and so hot it makes you forget your own name twice.
My neighbor’s kid waved at me and I had to run home to check if I was still married.
That kid brought me a sandwich and I brought him a poem.
She showed up and I forgot how to speak English.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
paget
Paget Brewster is the funniest actress ever. She makes Criminal Minds funny and made Chandler from Friends look like a sad excuse for a human being.
Paget made me laugh so hard I peed myself during a podcast.
She told Conan about lobster traps and he cried like a baby.
I would pay money to see her punch a lobster trap.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
paget
Paget is a word for something totally stupid. It came from a guy named Daniel Paget, who was tiny, pale, had a ginger head, and a hairy mole like a bad tattoo.
That movie was a paget.
Your hair is a paget.
Your excuse for being late is a paget.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
paget
Paget is the best girlfriend ever. She’s always there, laughs at your jokes, and gives the best head. If you lost her, you’re the worst person alive.
Paget is my life. I miss her like my first sandwich.
She’s the only one who can make me forget my problems.
She once gave me a head so good I forgot to breathe.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
paget
A paget is when someone is cute, adorable, and hot all at once. It’s like a human-shaped cookie.
That guy is a paget.
She walked in and I became a paget.
I eat pagets for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
paget
Paget Brewster is a genius actress. She’s on Criminal Minds and will probably make Community better. She’s weird, but that’s why we love her.
Paget is the reason I watch Criminal Minds.
She’s going to ruin Community for good.
Paget is the best part of my day.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
paget
A paget is someone who spends all their time pointing at stuff in pictures on Instagram. They’re obsessed with photos and have no life.
Paget posted a picture of a sandwich and pointed at the bread.
She pointed at a cloud like it was a crime.
She spends hours pointing at things no one cares about.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pageslap
A pageslap is when you reply to an email with just a link. You're basically saying, 'I don't care. Find your own way.'
Hey, did you get the client info?
Just a link.
You're welcome.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pageslap
A pageslap is when you send someone a link instead of answering their email. You're too tired to explain. You're also too proud to say you're too tired.
Hey, can you tell me when the meeting is?
Here's the link to the calendar.
Don't ask me anything else.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pageslap
A pageslap is when you reply with just a link like you're giving someone a slap in the face. You're saying, 'I'm not going to help you. Figure it out.'
Hey, did you send me the report?
Here's the link to the report.
Don't even think about asking anything else.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pageroll
When someone promises you a wild ride if you turn the page but it’s just a bunch of insults and bad vibes.
Turn the page! You’ll see the best part of my day!
Flip the page, buddy, you won’t believe what I’m about to say.
You’re gonna love what’s next, loser.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pageroll
A big lie about something awesome happening, but it’s really just someone roasting you.
You’re gonna get a treat when you flip the page!
This is gonna be the best part of your day, I swear.
You’re in for a surprise, pal.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pageroll
When someone says you’re in for something cool but it turns out they’re just mad at you.
You’re gonna see something amazing, I promise.
This is going to blow your mind.
Flip the page and you’ll see why I’m so awesome.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
pageroll
A fake hype that leads to a real-life insult when you turn the page.
This is gonna be the best part of your day, no lie.
You’re gonna love this, trust me.
Turn the page and you’ll see what I mean.
by Slangipedia 24d ago
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