pageyea
A hot mom who makes your brain shut down
My teacher is a pageyea and I can't focus
That lady at the gas station is a pageyea
My mom is a pageyea and I'm doomed
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pageyea
A woman so fine she could make a priest swear
That waitress is a pageyea and I'm in trouble
My uncle saw a pageyea and forgot his own name
That woman at the gym is a pageyea and I'm dead
pageyea
A mom so good she could make your brain explode
My neighbor is a pageyea and I'm distracted
That lady at the store is a pageyea and I'm lost
My mom is a pageyea and I'm brain-dead
pageyea
A woman who looks like she could eat your brain for breakfast
That lady at the diner is a pageyea and I'm full
My aunt is a pageyea and I'm scared
That woman on the bus is a pageyea and I'm done
pageyea
A hot mom who could make a dog forget its own name
My teacher is a pageyea and my dog is confused
That lady at the mall is a pageyea and my dog is gone
My mom is a pageyea and my dog is in love
pageyea
A woman so fine she could make your brain quit its job
That lady at the park is a pageyea and my brain is fired
My cousin is a pageyea and my brain is retired
That woman at the bar is a pageyea and my brain is drunk
pagey brah
a flimsy, low-quality piece of paper that feels like it’s about to die, made from tree guts and used for scribbling nonsense or getting your ass caught in a lie.
I tried to write my essay on pagey brah, and it tore like I was writing my own obituary.
My teacher gave me pagey brah for my test, and it crumpled like my dignity.
I used pagey brah to draw my dog, and it looked like it was about to cry.
pagey brah
the worst paper you've ever touched, like it was made by a sad tree who just wanted to die, used for writing or getting your brain stuck in a loop.
My math homework was on pagey brah, and I felt like I was solving my own problems and my paper's problems at the same time.
I wrote my name on pagey brah, and it looked like I had a brain fart.
My dog chewed up pagey brah, and now I have to write my essay on a napkin.
pagey brah
cheap, weak paper that you can barely write on, like it’s trying to hide from the truth, used for writing or getting your brain confused.
I tried to write my essay on pagey brah, and it looked like it was about to give up on life.
My teacher gave me pagey brah for my test, and it was like writing on a dead man’s chest.
I wrote my name on pagey brah, and it looked like it was about to cry.
pagey brah
a piece of paper so thin and weak, it might as well be a whisper, made from tree guts, used for writing or getting your brain stuck in a loop.
I tried to write my essay on pagey brah, and it felt like I was writing on a dying fish.
My teacher gave me pagey brah for my test, and I felt like I was fighting a paper that wanted to quit.
I drew my dog on pagey brah, and it looked like it was about to cry.
pagey brah
a piece of paper so flimsy, it feels like it was made by a tired tree, used for writing or getting your brain confused.
I tried to write my essay on pagey brah, and it felt like I was writing on a dying tree.
My teacher gave me pagey brah for my test, and it looked like it was about to cry.
I drew my dog on pagey brah, and it looked like it was about to take a nap.
pagey brah
a weak, low-quality paper that feels like it was made by a tree who just wanted to be left alone, used for writing or getting your brain stuck in a loop.
I tried to write my essay on pagey brah, and it felt like I was writing on a dead man’s chest.
My teacher gave me pagey brah for my test, and it looked like it was about to give up on life.
I drew my dog on pagey brah, and it looked like it was about to cry.
pagey
When you stab the toilet paper with your finger like it owes you money.
My finger went through the toilet paper like it was a debt collector.
I poked a hole in the toilet paper so big my whole hand could fit through.
I stabbed the toilet paper so hard it cried.
pagey
When a guy kisses a girl and then farts so loud it sounds like a dragon roared.
He kissed her and then let one rip so loud it echoed in the hallway.
He gave her a kiss and then farted like he had a bad case of ghost gas.
He kissed her and then farted so hard it knocked her off her chair.
pagey
A sneaky woman who sleeps with her boss just to stay at her job and get free snacks.
She sleeps with her boss so she can keep her job and eat free donuts.
She’s a backstabber who uses her boss like a toaster.
She’s the kind of woman who would sleep with her boss just to get a raise.
pagey
Paper made from trees that you write on and it wakes up and judges you.
That paper looked at me like it was judging my spelling.
The paper woke up and said, 'You spelled that wrong.'
I wrote on the paper and it yawned at me.
pageview whore
A smelly, desperate person who runs a website just so they can brag about how many people looked at their boring posts, even if it means cheating.
I added 100 fake views just to make my stats look good.
I paid someone to click my links 500 times. It was worth it.
I posted a stupid meme just to get more people to look at my site.
pageview whore
A person who would sell their grandma's bones for more pageviews. They don’t care if the content is garbage.
I posted a rant about my cat’s hairball just to get more hits.
I made up a fake news story about my neighbor’s lawn gnomes.
I put a survey on every page. People hate me, but my views went up.
pageview whore
A low-life who would do anything, cheat, lie, or even throw up, to get more people to look at their website.
I lied about my views in my bio. I got caught. It was embarrassing.
I posted a video of myself crying just to get more hits.
I put a fake ad on my site that said 'Click here to win a million dollars!' It worked, but I feel dirty.
pageview whore
A person who would take a bullet for more pageviews. Their content is so bad, they need extra views to feel special.
I posted a 3-hour video about my pet goldfish. It was a disaster.
I made my dog wear a hat and dance for my viewers. It was weird, but it worked.
I used a bot to click my own links 10,000 times. I’m a monster.