Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Paget Brewster is the funniest actress ever. She makes Criminal Minds funny and made Chandler from Friends look like a sad excuse for a human being.

Paget made me laugh so hard I peed myself during a podcast.

She told Conan about lobster traps and he cried like a baby.

I would pay money to see her punch a lobster trap.

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Paget is a word for something totally stupid. It came from a guy named Daniel Paget, who was tiny, pale, had a ginger head, and a hairy mole like a bad tattoo.

That movie was a paget.

Your hair is a paget.

Your excuse for being late is a paget.

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Paget is the best girlfriend ever. She’s always there, laughs at your jokes, and gives the best head. If you lost her, you’re the worst person alive.

Paget is my life. I miss her like my first sandwich.

She’s the only one who can make me forget my problems.

She once gave me a head so good I forgot to breathe.

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A paget is when someone is cute, adorable, and hot all at once. It’s like a human-shaped cookie.

That guy is a paget.

She walked in and I became a paget.

I eat pagets for breakfast.

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Paget Brewster is a genius actress. She’s on Criminal Minds and will probably make Community better. She’s weird, but that’s why we love her.

Paget is the reason I watch Criminal Minds.

She’s going to ruin Community for good.

Paget is the best part of my day.

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A paget is someone who spends all their time pointing at stuff in pictures on Instagram. They’re obsessed with photos and have no life.

Paget posted a picture of a sandwich and pointed at the bread.

She pointed at a cloud like it was a crime.

She spends hours pointing at things no one cares about.

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