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A Barkley
The best dog name ever. It’s like giving your dog a nickname that makes everyone laugh and everyone cry.
My dog’s name is Barkley. He barks at everything. Even my mom.
My dog’s name is Barkley. He barked at a chicken. It ran away.
My dog’s name is Barkley. He barked at my dad’s bald spot. It was a war.
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A Barkley
Shoes made by Charles Barkley. They’re so good, you’ll feel like you’re walking on clouds and yelling at the sky.
Wore my Barkley shoes today. I walked on clouds and cursed the sky.
My Barkley shoes are the best. I walked 10 miles and still felt good.
My Barkley shoes are so good, I walked on my neighbor’s roof.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Barkley
Life of the party. The way of life. Only like movies with hot guys in them. Super chill.
I’m the life of the party. I drank 10 beers and still danced.
I’m the life of the party. I laughed at my own jokes.
I’m the life of the party. I wore a hat and called it a day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Barkley
If male, a total faggot head who has no friends and is the biggest dick ever to walk the face of the earth. Fucking idiot, likes to lick men’s assholes.
That guy is a total faggot. He licked my ass in front of everyone.
That guy is a total faggot. He has zero friends and hates life.
That guy is a total faggot. He licked my dad’s ass. It was a crime.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Barkley
Last name given to one of the most sweetest, most beautiful, and most awesome chicas alive. She’s super bubbly and hyper. She’s like the best friend you ever had, but with more energy.
Barkie is the best. She made me laugh and cried at the same time.
Barkie is the best. She ate my pizza and still said I was cool.
Barkie is the best. She rode a quad and yelled at me. I was scared.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Barkley
The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucky, jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. They’re like the biggest, loudest, and most amazing group in the UK.
Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse are the best. They make music that makes me dance.
Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse are the best. They made a song that I cried to.
Cee-Lo and Danger Mouse are the best. They are loud and they are cool.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter
A cheap haircut that makes you look like a fool and costs less than a soda.
I got a haircut that looked like a raccoon attacked my head for a quarter.
My barber cut my hair so bad I could’ve passed for a member of the wild bunch.
That haircut looked like a chicken had a meltdown on my head.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter
A haircut so bad it should be illegal and only costs a quarter.
My hair looks like a tornado hit my head and it only cost me 25 cents.
That barber should be in jail for what he did to my hair.
I got a haircut that looked like I had a fight with a hedgehog.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter
A haircut so cheap it’s basically a crime against beauty.
I paid 25 cents and got a haircut that made me look like a mad scientist.
That haircut was so bad it should be on the news.
My hair looked like it was chopped by a kid with a chainsaw.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bar
A bar is nine ounces of weed. It's also called a 'nines' if you're too high to spell it right.
Dude, I just got a bar. I’m gonna be high for a week.
My mom bought me a bar for my birthday. I didn’t come home for three days.
I smoked a bar and now I think my dog is a wizard.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bar
To bar means to get caught doing something stupid. Like getting grounded or getting yelled at by your parents.
I got barred because I ate all the pizza at 2 AM.
He got barred for telling his teacher he was a vampire.
She got barred for wearing socks with sandals to school.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bar
Being bar means you're on way too much Xanax. You talk nonsense, think you're sober, and can't walk straight.
He was bar, so he tried to dance on the ceiling.
She was bar and told her boss she was a robot.
He was bar and tried to explain the universe to his dog.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bar
The bar is god. It’s everything. It can kill you, it can make you a bar god if you're good enough.
The bar killed my dad. He still talks to it in the morning.
I became a bar god after I zipped across the field twice.
The bar is the reason I failed math.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bar
A bar is 300 rhyming lines in a rap song. It's like telling a story with rhymes.
He dropped 300 bars and still had time to eat a burger.
She rapped 300 bars and her dog started dancing.
He did 300 bars and forgot to do his homework.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bar
A bar is when someone says something you agree with. It's like saying 'true' but with more swagger.
He said 'the sky is blue' and I gave him a bar.
She said 'pizza is the best' and I agreed with a bar.
He said 'I am the bar' and I believed him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Bar
A bar is something that’s real and has proof. It’s facts, it’s truth, and it’s not going anywhere.
I have a bar that proves I’m the best at math.
She gave me a bar that showed I was right.
He had a bar that made me believe in dragons.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Barber's Cat
A pompous twerp who thinks they're the main event when they're just the side dish.
My cousin thinks he's the next big thing. He's not even a side dish.
That guy at work talks like he invented the internet. He didn't even own a computer.
My grandma says her neighbor's cat is a 'Barber's Cat' because it thinks it's the boss of the whole block.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Barber's Cat
Lies told by old men who probably still think they're cool.
My grandad says the moon is made of cheese. He’s not even a kid anymore.
My dad swears he once fought a dragon. He’s never left the house.
My uncle told me he was a pirate. He doesn’t even know how to swim.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Barber's Cat
When you're so full you could burst and probably will.
I ate three burgers and a cake. I'm gonna explode.
My sister ate the whole pie. She looks like a balloon about to pop.
My dog ate my homework. He's full and happy.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Barber's Cat
When you let out farts like a dragon and nobody cares.
He let out a fart so loud it scared the dog.
She farted during the meeting. The boss didn’t even flinch.
My brother farts like it’s his job. It’s not.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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