A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter

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A cheap haircut that makes you look like a fool and costs less than a soda.
I got a haircut that looked like a raccoon attacked my head for a quarter.
My barber cut my hair so bad I could’ve passed for a member of the wild bunch.
That haircut looked like a chicken had a meltdown on my head.
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A haircut so bad it should be illegal and only costs a quarter.
My hair looks like a tornado hit my head and it only cost me 25 cents.
That barber should be in jail for what he did to my hair.
I got a haircut that looked like I had a fight with a hedgehog.
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A haircut so cheap it’s basically a crime against beauty.
I paid 25 cents and got a haircut that made me look like a mad scientist.
That haircut was so bad it should be on the news.
My hair looked like it was chopped by a kid with a chainsaw.
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