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A Charlie Wenthe
A human pizza box who has a PS account called Kidlightning450 and will probably eat your face if you challenge him to a game
Kidlightning450 just added me. He’s the human pizza box who beats me at every game and still eats pizza at midnight.
That Kidlightning450 is so big, he needs a second controller just to play with me.
I just lost to Kidlightning450. He’s the pizza box who eats my face every time he beats me.
A Charlie Sheen
A Charlie Sheen is a crazy mix of alcohol and drugs so strong it will kill you dead, unless you’re Charlie Sheen, and even then, it might kill him too. It’s like a party in your veins and a punch in your face all at once.
I just got Charlie Sheened and now my couch is crying.
My mom tried a Charlie Sheen and now she’s talking to a chicken.
That guy down the street got Charlie Sheened and now he’s a statue.
A Charlie Sheen
To get so wasted you’re practically a ghost, all while screaming ‘I’m winning!’ like a maniac. It’s like being drunk, high, and confused, all at the same time.
I got Charlie Sheened at the party and now I’m dancing with a goat.
My friend got Charlie Sheened and now he thinks he’s a superhero.
I tried to get Charlie Sheened and now I’m living in a trash can.
A Charlie Sheen
Being able to party like a rock star, drink like a sailor, and still look like you own the place. It’s like having a party in your soul and a drink in your hand.
Charlie Sheen came to my house and now my house is a nightclub.
I got Charlie Sheened and now I’m famous.
My dog got Charlie Sheened and now he’s a DJ.
A Charlie Sheen
A drug so bad only Charlie Sheen can handle it. It’s like a monster in a bottle that will melt your face and your soul.
I tried Charlie Sheen’s drug and now my face is a pancake.
My brother tried Charlie Sheen’s drug and now he’s a ghost.
Charlie Sheen’s drug is so bad, even the devil is scared of it.
A Charlie Sheen
A total legend who partied like a beast, had the best drugs, the best booze, and the best porn whores. He’s like a superhero with a drinking problem and a side of drama.
Charlie Sheen is the reason I have a drinking problem.
I saw Charlie Sheen and now I want to be a rock star.
Charlie Sheen is the best part of my life.
A Charlie Sheen
When someone goes on a crazy binge of drugs and alcohol for days straight. It’s like being in a party that never ends and you can’t leave.
I had a Charlie Sheen and now I’m a ghost.
My friend had a Charlie Sheen and now he’s a statue.
I tried a Charlie Sheen and now I’m a couch.
A Charlie Sheen
Winning. Plain and simple. No explanation needed. Just know that Charlie Sheen is always winning, and you’re not.
Charlie Sheen is winning and I’m losing.
I tried to win like Charlie Sheen and now I’m a loser.
Charlie Sheen is winning and I’m dead.
A Charlie Murphy
When a charlie horse hits you so hard it turns into a murphy and makes you wish you were dead.
My leg felt like it was on fire and then it exploded. Charlie Murphy, baby.
I was walking and suddenly my leg went full horror movie. Charlie Murphy!
I ran a marathon and then my leg started screaming. Charlie Murphy!
A Charlie Murphy
Charlie Murphy is the blackest, most annoying older brother who rants about Rick James and fights Prince like he’s in a rap battle.
He talks about Rick James like he’s his best friend and Prince is his enemy.
He once said Prince was a ‘fancy ass kid’ and I believed him.
He’s on Chappelle’s show and still thinks he’s the king of the world.
A Charlie Murphy
Darkness is a nickname for a man so black he could swallow the sun and still look like he’s on fire.
Rick James called him Darkness because he was so dark, even the moon was jealous.
He’s like a shadow with a personality and a bad attitude.
He’s so black, he turned Chappelle’s show into a nightmare.
A Charlie Murphy
When you finish a big load in your hand and slap her face with it like you’re trying to teach her a lesson.
He said, ‘Charlie Murphy!’ and then hit her with his jizz like it was a curse.
He did it so hard, she got a face full of cum and a lesson in life.
He didn’t even wait for her to thank him. He just slapped her with his goo.
A Charlie Murphy
You punch someone in the forehead so hard you yell ‘Charlie Murphy bitch’ like you just broke their face.
He punched me so hard, I heard my nose crack and he yelled ‘Charlie Murphy bitch’ like it was a battle cry.
He hit me and said that line so loud, the whole street heard him.
He punched me in the face and screamed ‘Charlie Murphy bitch’ like he was trying to kill me.
A Charlie Murphy
You slam your partner’s head into the floor like you’re trying to kill them and it’s the most intense thing ever.
He slammed her head into the floor like it was a punishment from God.
He did it so hard, she thought she was in a fight club.
He pushed her head into the floor and said ‘this is why you don’t fight me.’
A Charlie Murphy
You kick someone so hard they might puke, pass out, or just die from the pain.
He kicked me so hard, I felt it in my soul and I thought I was going to die.
He kicked me like it was a competition and I was the weakest link.
He kicked me so hard, I swear my legs were about to give up on me.
A Charlie Kirk
A face so tiny it looks like it was stuck in a blender. Tiny mouth. Tiny nose. Eyes squeezed in like they're trying to escape. And a brain that thinks it's the president.
My face looks like it was shrink-wrapped by a sadistic clown.
He has a face so small it fits in a coffee cup.
Her face is like a tiny alien trying to survive on Earth.
A Charlie Kirk
When you push so hard for stupid laws, you end up killing yourself. It's like you're the dumbest person in the room and you're also the one who wrote the rules.
I Charlie Kirk myself every day by voting for stupid taxes.
He Charlie Kirk'd himself by passing a law that made math harder.
She Charlie Kirk'd because she believed in a world without pizza.
A Charlie Kirk
Getting stabbed in the neck like you're the main character in a horror movie and you’re not even paying attention.
He got hit in the neck like it was a punchline.
She got hit in the neck so hard, it sounded like a door slammed.
That hit to the neck was like a surprise from the devil.
A Charlie Kirk
When you get a big one in the throat. Like you're a dog and someone gave you the biggest treat ever.
He got a cumshot in the throat like he was a hungry dog.
She got a cumshot so big, it made her cry.
He got a cumshot so big, it looked like a waterfall.
A Charlie Kirk
A kid who got shot in a school like it was a bad day at the mall.
He died in a school shooting like it was a normal Tuesday.
She got shot in school like she was in a horror movie.
That kid died in a school shooting like it was just another day.
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