A Charlie Kirk

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A face so tiny it looks like it was stuck in a blender. Tiny mouth. Tiny nose. Eyes squeezed in like they're trying to escape. And a brain that thinks it's the president.
My face looks like it was shrink-wrapped by a sadistic clown.
He has a face so small it fits in a coffee cup.
Her face is like a tiny alien trying to survive on Earth.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you push so hard for stupid laws, you end up killing yourself. It's like you're the dumbest person in the room and you're also the one who wrote the rules.
I Charlie Kirk myself every day by voting for stupid taxes.
He Charlie Kirk'd himself by passing a law that made math harder.
She Charlie Kirk'd because she believed in a world without pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Getting stabbed in the neck like you're the main character in a horror movie and you’re not even paying attention.
He got hit in the neck like it was a punchline.
She got hit in the neck so hard, it sounded like a door slammed.
That hit to the neck was like a surprise from the devil.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you get a big one in the throat. Like you're a dog and someone gave you the biggest treat ever.
He got a cumshot in the throat like he was a hungry dog.
She got a cumshot so big, it made her cry.
He got a cumshot so big, it looked like a waterfall.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A kid who got shot in a school like it was a bad day at the mall.
He died in a school shooting like it was a normal Tuesday.
She got shot in school like she was in a horror movie.
That kid died in a school shooting like it was just another day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you hate someone so much you cum on their neck like you're a mad animal.
He cummed on her neck like he was a wild beast.
She cummed on his neck like she was the angry god of cum.
He cummed on her neck like it was a punishment from the heavens.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The final moment of a porno when the cum just explodes out like it’s trying to take over the world.
The cumshot was so big, it looked like a volcano erupted.
He hit the money shot like he was the cum king.
The cumshot came out like a rocket taking off.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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