A Charlie Sheen

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A Charlie Sheen is a crazy mix of alcohol and drugs so strong it will kill you dead, unless you’re Charlie Sheen, and even then, it might kill him too. It’s like a party in your veins and a punch in your face all at once.
I just got Charlie Sheened and now my couch is crying.
My mom tried a Charlie Sheen and now she’s talking to a chicken.
That guy down the street got Charlie Sheened and now he’s a statue.
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To get so wasted you’re practically a ghost, all while screaming ‘I’m winning!’ like a maniac. It’s like being drunk, high, and confused, all at the same time.
I got Charlie Sheened at the party and now I’m dancing with a goat.
My friend got Charlie Sheened and now he thinks he’s a superhero.
I tried to get Charlie Sheened and now I’m living in a trash can.
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Being able to party like a rock star, drink like a sailor, and still look like you own the place. It’s like having a party in your soul and a drink in your hand.
Charlie Sheen came to my house and now my house is a nightclub.
I got Charlie Sheened and now I’m famous.
My dog got Charlie Sheened and now he’s a DJ.
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A drug so bad only Charlie Sheen can handle it. It’s like a monster in a bottle that will melt your face and your soul.
I tried Charlie Sheen’s drug and now my face is a pancake.
My brother tried Charlie Sheen’s drug and now he’s a ghost.
Charlie Sheen’s drug is so bad, even the devil is scared of it.
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A total legend who partied like a beast, had the best drugs, the best booze, and the best porn whores. He’s like a superhero with a drinking problem and a side of drama.
Charlie Sheen is the reason I have a drinking problem.
I saw Charlie Sheen and now I want to be a rock star.
Charlie Sheen is the best part of my life.
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When someone goes on a crazy binge of drugs and alcohol for days straight. It’s like being in a party that never ends and you can’t leave.
I had a Charlie Sheen and now I’m a ghost.
My friend had a Charlie Sheen and now he’s a statue.
I tried a Charlie Sheen and now I’m a couch.
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Winning. Plain and simple. No explanation needed. Just know that Charlie Sheen is always winning, and you’re not.
Charlie Sheen is winning and I’m losing.
I tried to win like Charlie Sheen and now I’m a loser.
Charlie Sheen is winning and I’m dead.
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