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A Cinderella Story

A story on Snapchat about your current or past relationship. It’s usually full of drama and you talk about how good or bad it was.

'My ex was the best. Now they’re with someone else and I’m sad.', my story

'This relationship was okay. Then they broke up and I cried.', my friend's story

'My current relationship is fine, but I’m still thinking about my ex.', my cousin's story

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A Cinco de mayo

A holiday where Mexicans in America get drunk and yell about how great their country is, even though they all left it for a reason.

My cousin drank 12 margaritas and tried to dance the salsa while wearing my grandpa's pants.

My aunt said, 'I'm Mexican and I'm proud, but I also hate tacos on Fridays.'

My uncle tried to start a fight with a guy who was wearing a sombrero and failed.

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A Cinco de mayo

A fake history lesson that white people think is real, where a general and some burrito guys beat up some Mayans for no reason.

My teacher said, 'General Chimichanga was like the Mexican version of Batman.'

My friend drew a picture of Nacho Cheese with a mustache and a sword.

My brother said, 'Why do they still fight over fajitas?'

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A Cinco de mayo

A holiday that white people love more than tacos, and they use it as an excuse to get drunk and embarrass themselves.

My neighbor tried to do a conga line in his pajamas.

My dad wore a sombrero to work and got fired.

My mom said, 'I'm not a Mexican, I'm a Mexican-American, and I'm not even sure what that means.'

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A Cinco de mayo

A holiday that got ruined by a virus and taco tuesday, making everyone sad and stuck at home.

I was stuck at home eating pizza instead of tacos.

My friend said, 'I can't even drink tequila without a mask on.'

My mom yelled, 'This is the worst Cinco de Mayo ever!'

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A Cinco de mayo

A party where people drink tequila and yell about how awesome Mexico is, even though they don't know what it really means.

My friend drank tequila out of a margarita glass and fell over.

My uncle did a dance that looked like he was possessed.

My brother said, 'I'm drunk and I love tacos.'

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A Cinco de mayo

A holiday that started because of a mayonnaise disaster and a bunch of Mexicans crying about it.

My mom said, 'Mayonnaise was the death of my soul.'

My uncle cried when he heard about the mayonnaise ship.

My brother tried to eat a sandwich with only mayonnaise and it was terrible.

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A Cinco de mayo

A party that happens in white neighborhoods where people get drunk and think they are Mexican, even though they aren't.

My friend tried to do a conga line in his driveway.

My neighbor said, 'I'm not Mexican, but I'm going to pretend I am.'

My brother wore a sombrero to a pizza party and it was awkward.

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A Cincinnati Breakfast

The holy grail of breakfasts, featuring two eggs, goetta that’s like your ex’s lies, and rye toast so buttery it’s basically a sin.

I ate a Cincinnati Breakfast so good, my dog started praying to the goetta.

My mom said I could only have one egg, but I ate two and she cried.

My goetta was so strong, it made my coffee jealous.

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A Cincinnati Breakfast

A breakfast so good, it’s like your body’s getting a massage from the eggs and the goetta is yelling at your soul.

I ate a Cincinnati Breakfast and my stomach did a backflip.

My goetta was so loud, my neighbors called the cops.

I had this breakfast, and now I’m rich in taste and poor in willpower.

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A Cincinnati Breakfast

Two eggs, goetta that’s basically a food group, and rye toast that’s buttered so hard, it’s got a attitude.

I ate a Cincinnati Breakfast and my taste buds went to heaven.

My goetta was so good, my mom tried to steal it.

That breakfast was so good, my dog started eating my plate.

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A Cian the door

When you're getting butt-fucked and your partner lets one major fart out and you shove your tongue up their ass like it's a key and you do it twice to open the door for more fun

I was getting fucked and my man let out a fart so big I had to stick my tongue up his butt twice like I was unlocking a secret treasure.

He farted so loud I thought the door was broken, so I stuck my tongue up his ass twice to fix it.

I was getting butt-fucked and he let one big fart out, so I stuck my tongue up his ass twice like it was a magic trick.

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A Cian the door

You're getting your butt fucked and your partner farts and you push your tongue up their ass like it's a key and you do it two times to make the door open wider

My guy farted while I was getting butt-fucked, so I stuck my tongue up his ass twice like it was a key to a bigger door.

He let out a fart mid-fuck and I pushed my tongue up his ass two times like I was opening a wider door for more action.

I was getting butt-fucked and he farted so bad I had to stick my tongue up his ass twice to make the door open more.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Cian the door

You're getting your butt fucked and your partner farts and you stick your tongue in their ass like a key and you do it twice to open the door for more fun

He farted while I was getting butt-fucked, so I stuck my tongue up his ass like it was a key and I did it twice to open the door for more fun.

I was getting butt-fucked and he let out a fart, so I stuck my tongue up his ass twice like it was opening a door to the best part.

He farted mid-fuck and I stuck my tongue up his ass twice like I was unlocking the secret door to more butt-fuck heaven.

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A Chutney Messala

A giant poop blast so strong it could shut down a toilet and make it cry

My cousin’s Chutney Messala was so loud, the neighbors thought a bear was in the bathroom.

When I ate five tacos, I caused a Chutney Messala that flooded the hallway.

My dog’s Chutney Messala knocked out the toilet and left a mess on the floor.

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A Chutney Messala

A huge pile of poop that comes out like a volcano and burns the toilet paper

My brother’s Chutney Messala was so hot, the toilet paper caught fire.

After eating spicy wings, I had a Chutney Messala that made the toilet smell like a rotten sock.

My sister’s Chutney Messala was so big, it filled up the entire bathroom.

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A Chutney Messala

A super bad poop explosion that smells so bad it can knock someone out

My Chutney Messala was so smelly, my friend passed out and started crying.

The Chutney Messala from my dad’s lunch was so bad, the whole house smelled like a garbage can.

My cat’s Chutney Messala was so stinky, it chased the dog out of the house.

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A Chutney Messala

A poop eruption so bad it could make a toilet explode and turn into a puddle

My Chutney Messala was so bad, the toilet turned into a puddle and my socks got wet.

After eating too much pizza, I had a Chutney Messala that made the toilet look like a lava flow.

My mom’s Chutney Messala was so strong, it made the toilet shake like an earthquake.

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A Chutney Messala

A poop explosion so big it could make a whole room stink and make people run away

My Chutney Messala was so smelly, my brother ran out of the house and didn’t come back.

After eating a whole bag of chips, I had a Chutney Messala that made the whole house stink like a garbage dump.

My Chutney Messala was so big, the entire class had to leave the bathroom and go outside.

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A Chutney Messala

A poop explosion so loud it could wake up the dead and make the toilet scream

My Chutney Messala was so loud, the toilet screamed and the neighbor’s dog started barking.

When I had my Chutney Messala, it was so loud, my grandma thought it was a ghost in the bathroom.

My Chutney Messala was so loud, the ceiling shook and my brother fell out of bed.

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