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A Cj and Celina
When two ladies are so hot they make your brain explode
My cousin texted me: 'A Cj and Celina just walked in. My heart died.'
My friend DM'd me: 'I saw A Cj and Celina at the mall. I got a boner.'
My mom said: 'A Cj and Celina are the reason I hate love.'
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A Cj and Celina
When two girls are so pretty they make you want to throw up
My bro tweeted: 'A Cj and Celina are like a double serving of ice cream. I can’t handle it.'
My sister said: 'A Cj and Celina are the reason I’m single.'
My dad messaged me: 'I saw A Cj and Celina. I felt old.'
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A Cj and Celina
When two women are so good looking they make you cry
My friend said: 'A Cj and Celina are like a dream. I wish I was in it.'
My cousin DM'd me: 'I saw A Cj and Celina and I lost my mind.'
My mom texted me: 'A Cj and Celina are better than my ex.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A City upon a Hill
John Winthrop called Boston a City upon a Hill because he thought it was the shiniest, most important place ever, and he probably got a big head from all the glory.
My cousin says he's building a City upon a Hill, but it's just a tiny house on a hill with a trash can for a fountain.
My teacher said the Pilgrims were like the original influencers, and Boston was their City upon a Hill.
My dad called his new job a City upon a Hill because he thought he was on top of the world, until he got a promotion to a bigger hill.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A City upon a Hill
A City upon a Hill was what John Winthrop called Boston, and he probably said it because he was high on power and also had a really bad haircut.
My mom says our town is a City upon a Hill, but it's just a hill with a gas station and a really loud church.
My friend's dog ran away and came back with a sign that said 'A City upon a Hill', it was just a hill with a tennis ball on it.
My neighbor called his backyard a City upon a Hill because he put a lamp on a tree and called it a skyline.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A City upon a Hill
John Winthrop named Boston a City upon a Hill because he thought he was living the dream, and he probably didn’t realize how much dirt was on the hill.
My brother says his college is a City upon a Hill, but it's just a building with a really loud library.
My dog barked at a hill and I said it was a City upon a Hill, now it's the most famous hill in town.
My mom’s idea of a City upon a Hill is a hill with a pizza shop and a park.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cioffoletti
A person who pretends to be dead from eating too much but is actually just lazy and wants to avoid work.
I ate three pizzas and now I'm gonna pretend I'm a zombie. See ya later, boss.
I'm not sleeping. I'm just pretending to be a corpse because I ate too much lasagna.
I’m not dead. I’m just taking a lunch break. Don’t interrupt me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cioffoletti
Someone who eats like a beast but acts like they're dying from the inside.
I just ate a whole pizza and I feel like I'm gonna explode. I'm not moving. I'm just gonna die here.
I ate so much I think I'm gonna turn into a meatball. Don't talk to me.
I'm not tired. I'm just a food zombie. Let me be.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cioffoletti
A human who eats like a pig but lies about being sick to get out of doing stuff.
I'm not sick. I just ate too much and I'm too full to do anything.
I'm not going to work. I'm going to lie down and pretend I'm a meatball.
I'm not avoiding my chores. I'm just recovering from a food-induced coma.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cioffoletti
A person who eats like a beast and then lies about being dead to escape responsibilities.
I'm not dead. I just ate too much and I'm too full to think.
I'm not skipping work. I'm just taking a nap after eating a whole cake.
I'm not lazy. I'm just pretending to be dead because I ate too much.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cioffoletti
A human who eats like there's no tomorrow and then acts like they're dying from the inside.
I ate so much I think I'm gonna die. I'm not moving. I'm just gonna lie here.
I just ate a whole pizza and I feel like I'm gonna turn into a meatball. Don't talk to me.
I'm not tired. I'm just a food zombie. Let me be.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cioffoletti
Someone who eats like a pig and then lies about being sick to get out of doing stuff.
I'm not sick. I just ate too much and I'm too full to do anything.
I'm not going to work. I'm going to lie down and pretend I'm a meatball.
I'm not avoiding my chores. I'm just recovering from a food-induced coma.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cinemawhy?
A stupid question people ask when they're too lazy to pick a movie and want to sound smart.
A Cinemawhy? I don't know, just pick something!
A Cinemawhy? I'm not your damn movie therapist.
A Cinemawhy? Why don't you just throw darts at the screen?
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cinemawhy?
A cursed question that makes people at the cinema groan like they’ve been stuck in a theater for hours.
A Cinemawhy? I swear if you ask that one more time, I’m gonna scream.
A Cinemawhy? I didn’t come here to debate the meaning of life.
A Cinemawhy? Just pick a movie, you f***ing adult.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cinemawhy?
A question that sounds like it was stolen from a 12-year-old who still thinks movies are magic.
A Cinemawhy? I’m not a kid, I’m a person.
A Cinemawhy? I just want to watch a movie without being questioned.
A Cinemawhy? Why don’t you just ask the screen? It’s got answers.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cinemawhy?
A question that makes you feel like you’re being interviewed by a movie and it’s judging you.
A Cinemawhy? I don’t need a reason, I just need popcorn.
A Cinemawhy? I’m not here to be interviewed, I’m here to escape.
A Cinemawhy? Why don’t you just pick a movie and shut up?
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cinemawhy?
A question people ask when they’ve run out of ideas and just want to sound cool.
A Cinemawhy? Cool? I’m just trying to survive this movie.
A Cinemawhy? I’m not cool, I’m just tired.
A Cinemawhy? I don’t need to be cool, I just need to not be annoyed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cinderella Story
A movie where a hot guy and a girl who sings like a kicked dog fall in love. It was so bad it made the audience want to rip their own eyes out.
'Chad Michael Murray is a god. Hilary Duff is a god. Together, they are the devil.', a kid in 2004
'This movie is worse than my mom’s cooking.', my cousin
'I watched this on repeat until I failed math.', my brain
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cinderella Story
When some no-name team or person suddenly becomes a big shot and everyone starts liking them. It’s like they woke up and got a million followers and a trophy.
'This team went from getting beat by the janitor to winning the championship. It’s like magic.', my friend
'They were the worst. Now they’re the best. What the hell?', my brother
'They made the final game and everyone was like, ‘Wow, they’re good.’ But they weren’t.', my dad
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Cinderella Story
When you brag about your significant other on the internet. You post pics and say stuff like ‘they’re perfect’ and ignore all the people who think you’re a fool.
'My girlfriend is the best. She’s perfect. Everyone else is garbage.', my tweet
'I posted a selfie with my boyfriend and 500 people liked it.', my Instagram
'I talk about my love life like it’s a job.', my mom
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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