Discover Slang

A Celli
A wild celebration. You go crazy after making a good play. It's like you're happy and you want to show it.
Tweet: "I did a celly so hard, my shoes flew off."
Text: "He did a celly and screamed so loud, the cops came."
DM: "That celly after the goal was the best thing I've ever seen."
A Celli
Your roommate in jail. The guy you live with when you're in trouble. You're both stuck in a cell. No space. No escape.
Text: "My celly is the worst. He eats my food."
Tweet: "I got stuck with my celly. I had to listen to him snore all night."
DM: "You and your celly. I know how that feels."
A Certain Elephant
A smelly, tri-weekly cartoon about elephants who are too lazy to do anything but smoke and argue. It's called A. C. E. by people who have no life.
My mom says this cartoon is better than my life.
I watch it because my dad makes me.
This show is why I hate school.
A Certain Elephant
A cartoon about elephants who smoke and repeat the same jokes until they're too tired to move. Fans call it A. C. E. because they're all losers.
I watch it because my brother won't stop talking about it.
This show is the reason I failed math.
It's so bad it's good.
A Certain Elephant
A cartoon about elephants who smoke and yell at each other. It's called A. C. E. and it's the only thing keeping me from crying in my soup.
I like it because it's so weird.
This show is better than my life.
I watch it because my mom says I need a break.
A Cell
A tiny room where prisoners rot, like a stinky meat locker for people who don’t pay fines.
My cousin got tossed in a cell for not paying his ticket. He’s been there so long, he’s started growling at the guards.
The jailer said the cell was so small, it was like a tiny coffin for a man who still had to do push-ups.
They put the kid in a cell and forgot about him. Now he’s a full-blown lunatic.
A Cell
A squad of freaks who like to blow things up, probably because they never got a date.
The cell group showed up at the mall and lit up the food court like it was a war zone.
The cell guys came to town and attacked the mayor’s car with a fireball. The mayor cried.
They called themselves the Cell, but they couldn’t even spell ‘cell’ right.
A Cell
A tiny phone you hold like it’s a tiny, expensive, annoying pet.
My cell phone died, and I cried like it was my firstborn.
I showed my cell to my mom, and she said, ‘That thing is more expensive than your future.’
I dropped my cell in the toilet, and now it’s a cell-ate.
A Cell
A giant, smelly, overgrown man who copies people’s powers and then uses them to beat up everyone else.
Cell showed up and absorbed my neighbor. Now my neighbor’s inside him, and he’s even more annoying.
Cell was so strong, he beat up Goku like he was a little kid.
Cell came to town and ate my dog. Now my dog’s part of him, and he’s stronger.
A Cell
When someone wants you to call them and is probably bored out of their mind.
My friend called me at 2 a. m. just to say, ‘Cell me.’
My mom sent me a text that said, ‘Cell me or I’ll take away your snacks.’
The kid at school yelled, ‘Cell me now, or I’ll beat you up later!’
A Cell
The tiny building block of life, but also the reason you’re stuck in school forever.
My teacher said, ‘Cells are the reason you’re stuck in this class, and I’m not lying.’
Cells are so tiny, they’re like the little brothers of your body.
Cells are the reason you have to do homework and also the reason you’re alive.
A Cell
When your phone is stuck in your pants like a tiny, expensive, embarrassing erection.
My phone was stuck in my pants, and the whole class laughed at me like I was a clown.
I walked into the store with a Cell-on, and the cashier asked if I was a robot.
My phone was in my pants so much, it got a life of its own.
A Celia
A Celia is when someone flips out for no reason and yells that they hate you just so they can avoid talking to you. But after 15 minutes of being a drama queen, they’ll laugh at you like you’re the funniest person ever.
Why do you always hate me? I just asked you a question!
I hate you now. You’re the worst.
Okay, I’m done being mad. You’re hilarious.
A Celia
A Celia is your best friend who will fight for you like a warrior. She’ll throw you under the bus if you do something bad, but she’ll never be fake. She’s smart, funny, and sometimes says stuff that hurts, but only by accident.
You backstabbed me? I’m done with you.
You said I was ugly? That was an accident, right?
You’re my best friend. I’ll fight for you.
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