A Cincinnati Breakfast

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The holy grail of breakfasts, featuring two eggs, goetta that’s like your ex’s lies, and rye toast so buttery it’s basically a sin.

I ate a Cincinnati Breakfast so good, my dog started praying to the goetta.

My mom said I could only have one egg, but I ate two and she cried.

My goetta was so strong, it made my coffee jealous.

A breakfast so good, it’s like your body’s getting a massage from the eggs and the goetta is yelling at your soul.

I ate a Cincinnati Breakfast and my stomach did a backflip.

My goetta was so loud, my neighbors called the cops.

I had this breakfast, and now I’m rich in taste and poor in willpower.

Two eggs, goetta that’s basically a food group, and rye toast that’s buttered so hard, it’s got a attitude.

I ate a Cincinnati Breakfast and my taste buds went to heaven.

My goetta was so good, my mom tried to steal it.

That breakfast was so good, my dog started eating my plate.