Discover Slang

pagito
Pagito is when you see a fine lady moving her junk like it's a dance-off and you can't help but laugh. Or when someone is being extra dumb and you throw the word at them like it's a curse.
At the bus stop, that girl was swaying her junk and I said pagito out loud.
My brother was eating a whole pizza and I called him pagito, he said I was a loser.
I walked by my neighbor and he was doing the funky chicken, I told him pagito and he yelled back.
pagito
You shout pagito when a pretty girl is walking and her junk is doing something stupid. Or when a fat person is being extra dumb and you want them to know you're watching.
That girl at the park was moving her junk like it was a show, I had to yell pagito.
My uncle was eating three hot dogs and I said pagito, he threw a hot dog at me.
I saw my friend at the store, his junk was doing the moonwalk, I called him pagito and he laughed.
pagish
pagish means you're so tired you could punch a goat and not care
Paul was said to be a bit 'pagish' that morning
She was so pagish she fell asleep during the final round of the battle royale
He was pagish enough to eat three pizzas and still pass out on the couch
pagish
pagish is when you’re too lazy to move but still mad enough to yell at the mailman
Paul was said to be a bit 'pagish' that morning
He was pagish and yelled at the delivery guy for bringing the wrong pizza
She was pagish and threw her phone at the wall because the Wi-Fi died
pagish
pagish is when you’re half-dead but still trying to prove you’re the strongest
Paul was said to be a bit 'pagish' that morning
He was pagish and tried to lift the couch like it was a barbell
She was pagish and challenged the entire gym to a wrestling match
pagion?
Pagion is like asking someone where they are in the chaos. It’s also what your mom says when she thinks you’re being dumb and also sounds like some dumb French guy yelling at a goat.
Pagion? I’m on page 12 and I’m already dead.
Pagion? I’m on page 3 and I’m already crying.
Pagion? I’m on page 1 and I already want to die.
pagion?
A pagion is the worst kind of person. They’re the one your gang hates so much they’d rather fight a bear than hang out with them.
That pagion stole my snack. I’m gonna fight him.
Pagion? He’s the one who called my dog fat.
I’m gonna beat up that pagion. He’s the worst.
pagio
the rarest and toughest human breed. You’d need a crowbar and a curse to beat one.
Pagio showed up and kicked my door off its hinges. I still have a bruise from the door.
My cousin said he saw a pagio eat a whole pizza and still had room for a soda.
At the gym, the guy lifting 500 pounds was just a pagio warming up.
pagio
a human so strong, they could punch a hole in the sky and still have a headache.
My teacher said I was a pagio when I broke the desk and the chair at the same time.
The pagio at the bar drank 10 shots and still had energy to dance.
When I saw the pagio fight three guys at once, I knew I was never getting a date.
pagio
a human so tough, they could survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about the noise.
My brother’s a pagio. He took a bullet and still laughed at me.
The pagio at the school broke the lockers and the principal’s coffee cup.
I tried to scare my friend by saying he was a pagio. He just laughed and said, ‘I’m not that bad.’
pagio
a human so cool, they could chill in the freezer and still be the most popular kid in school.
My friend is a pagio. He stayed in the freezer for a whole hour and still came out with a smile.
The pagio at the party danced with the DJ and still had time to flirt with my mom.
I asked my teacher if I was a pagio. She said, ‘No, you’re just a little weak.’
pagio
a human so rare, they could disappear for a year and still be the most famous person in the world.
My friend went missing for a year and came back as a pagio. He ate my lunch and still had time to text me.
The pagio in my class didn’t show up for a month and still got an A on the test.
My uncle is a pagio. He was gone for two years and came back with a new car and a new girlfriend.
paginton
a woman who acts like a princess but secretly loves other women more than men.
"You’re just a fag in a dress," he said. She smiled and poured his coffee."
She wore a dress to the bar but still got carded. Twice.
Her mom said, 'You act like a queen, but I know you're a queen of the gays.'
paginton
a woman who pretends to be tough but is actually a softie who likes other women.
She yelled at the waiter but cried when her ex came in.
She said she was fine, but her phone was on silent and her face was red.
She took a hit for her friend but ran away when the barista asked her to dance.
paginton
a woman who talks like she’s important but is just a girl who loves girls.
She told everyone she was going to be a CEO, but she was just trying to impress her crush.
She posted 10 selfies but only one was with her girlfriend.
She said she was going to change the world, but her main goal was to get a date.
paginton
a woman who acts like she's got it all together but actually just wants to be with other women.
She had a perfect life, but it was all a lie to hide her love for women.
She told everyone she was single, but her phone had 200 messages from her ex.
She had a meeting, but she was actually texting her girlfriend about lunch.
paginton
a woman who makes you think she's got a brain, but she's really just a girl who loves girls.
She got an A on her test, but she was just thinking about her girlfriend.
She gave a speech but kept looking at her phone.
She said she was smart, but she was just trying to impress her crush.
paginton
a woman who wears high heels but still can’t make up her mind about who she loves.
She wore heels to the party but still asked if her crush liked her.
She had a date with a guy but still texted her girlfriend.
She wore her best dress but kept checking her phone for messages from her ex.
pagini
A girl's private part, but way more awkward because it’s also her sexual phase.
My sister’s pagini is so embarrassing, she hides it under her hoodie at school.
He said her pagini was 'like a mystery box' and I laughed until I cried.
My cousin’s pagini is so big, it's like a whole new level of awkward.
pagini
A weird mix of a penis and a vagina. Like when your mom and dad had a weird love child.
My uncle’s pagini is so weird, he can’t decide if he’s a boy or a girl.
She said her brother’s pagini was 'like a monster' and I believe her.
My friend’s pagini is so confusing, it’s like a family drama.
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