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pagini

The first insult that doesn’t pick sides. It’s like a bad guy who doesn’t care if you’re a boy or a girl.

My teacher called me a pagini and I didn’t even do anything wrong.

He said I was a ‘pagini’ because I forgot my homework again.

My mom said my brother was a pagini because he was being a total idiot.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

pagini

What your brother has, and if you want to make your sibling feel good, you either eat or suck it.

My brother said I had to eat his pagini, and I did it just to be cool.

She sucked her brother’s pagini and now they’re best friends forever.

My sister said she would eat my pagini if I didn’t stop teasing her.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

pagini

A super rare condition where a person doesn’t have any private parts and just looks confused.

My cousin has pagini and just stares at the ceiling all day.

She said her brother’s pagini made him look like a confused alien.

My friend’s pagini is so rare, it’s like a unicorn with no horns.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

pagini

A mix of a penis and a vagina that looks like a really weird body part. It's like a mystery meat that no one wants to touch.

My uncle’s pagini is like a mystery meat no one wants to touch.

She said her brother’s pagini looked like a 'weird body part from a horror movie.'

My friend’s pagini is so weird, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

pagini

When someone has both a penis and a vagina. Like a human who’s confused about their identity.

My brother has a pagini and he doesn’t know if he’s a boy or a girl.

She said her friend had a pagini and it was like a ‘human identity crisis.’

My cousin has a pagini and he’s like a superhero with no powers.

by Slangipedia 24d ago

paging.mcdreamy._

A TikTok page full of Grey’s Anatomy edits that makes you yell at your screen like a crazy person.

'I can’t believe they cut out the part where McDreamy said I’m perfect.'

'This edit makes me want to punch the person who didn’t post the Idris Elba scene.'

'I’m crying in the subway because of this edit. My face is red and I look like a fool.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

paging.mcdreamy._

A group of people who post Grey’s Anatomy edits like they’re saving the world from bad TV.

'This edit is so good, I think I’m going to quit my job and become a Grey’s Anatomy editor.'

'I posted this edit and now my crush thinks I’m a genius.'

'I sent this edit to my mom and she called me a ‘boring kid’ because I didn’t post it in the group chat.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

paging.mcdreamy._

A place where people post Grey’s Anatomy edits so fast, your brain can’t keep up.

'I watched 20 edits in one sitting and now I can’t stop singing the theme song.'

'I posted an edit and my friend said I’m ‘the best editor since the beginning of time.’ I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or a threat.'

'I cried so hard watching this edit, my dog came to comfort me.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

paging Dr Freud

Shout this when someone’s brain leaks all over the floor because they said the wrong thing.

'Paging Dr Freud, this guy just called his mom a pizza.'

'She said 'I love my dad' during a breakup. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He accidentally told his boss he wants to work from home forever. Paging Dr Freud.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

paging Dr Freud

Use this when someone’s mouth is doing the thinking and the brain is crying in a corner.

'He said 'I hate my sister' right after giving her a birthday gift. Paging Dr Freud.'

'She told her crush she’s married. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He called his mom 'his dad's wife.' Paging Dr Freud.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

paging Dr Freud

Yell this when someone’s brain is on fire and they said the worst thing ever.

'He said 'I want to be your dad' to his teacher. Paging Dr Freud.'

'She told her best friend she’s going to sleep with her ex. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He called his math teacher 'his mom.' Paging Dr Freud.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

paging Dr Freud

Scream this when someone’s brain is short-circuited and their words are nonsense.

'He said 'I like my math teacher's hair' during a test. Paging Dr Freud.'

'She told her crush she's dating his dad. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He called his dog 'his brother.' Paging Dr Freud.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

paging Dr Freud

Blurt this when someone’s brain is taking a vacation and their mouth is on a roll.

'He told his teacher he wants to be a chicken. Paging Dr Freud.'

'She said 'I love my math teacher's face' during a pop quiz. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He called his dad 'his brother's friend.' Paging Dr Freud.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

paging Dr Freud

Shout this when someone’s brain is screaming and their mouth is talking nonsense.

'He told his crush he's dating his sister. Paging Dr Freud.'

'She said 'I hate my mom's hair' in front of her mom. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He called his math teacher 'his dad's brother.' Paging Dr Freud.'

by Slangipedia 24d ago

pagination

When a website splits up a long article into tiny pieces just so you have to click 'next' like a damn hamster on a wheel. They do this to make you waste time and look at more ads, like a greedy kid at a candy store.

'Why is this article only 10 words per page? I'm not even done reading yet!', @angry_reader

'I clicked next 12 times just to see the last image. My phone is dying.', @web_user_42

'This pagination is like my ex's texts: one sentence at a time.', @text_hater

by Slangipedia 24d ago

pagination

When someone makes a document look like a drunk elephant trampled a spreadsheet, and then they blame it on the page numbers being out of order.

'My document looks like a raccoon threw confetti at a spreadsheet.', @document_fail

'I think my page numbers went on a vacation.', @bad_formatter

'This formatting is worse than my last relationship.', @word_doc_sad

by Slangipedia 24d ago

pagination

A word used by Scottish kids in the 90s to describe a good time, like being at a rave with no parents and all the best drugs.

'That party was pagin, bro.', @eddie90s

'Pagin is the best part of the day.', @scot_raver

'We had pagin, and a kebab.', @scot_life

by Slangipedia 24d ago

pagination

When a news article gets turned into a 20-page booklet just so you can read about one tiny news story for 20 minutes.

'This article is like a book about a pencil.', @long_article_sad

'Why is this one sentence on a whole page?', @article_reader

'This article is longer than my history class.', @student_42

by Slangipedia 24d ago

pagination

What you call your friends named Emerson if you're a middle schooler who thinks everything is a joke.

'Emerson is my pagin buddy.', @middle_schooler

'Pagination is my friend Emerson.', @emerson_friend

'I called my friend pagin because he’s the best.', @pagin_friend

by Slangipedia 24d ago

pagination

A big, saggy, loose vagina with a big penis sticking out, like a tired mom who just finished giving birth and is still wearing her yoga pants.

'That vag is pagin, and I'm not even mad.', @vagina_judge

'My partner’s pagin is like a broken tent.', @saggy_vagina

'This vag is pagin, and it’s beautiful.', @pagin_vagina

by Slangipedia 24d ago