pagio
a human so rare, they could disappear for a year and still be the most famous person in the world.
My friend went missing for a year and came back as a pagio. He ate my lunch and still had time to text me.
The pagio in my class didn’t show up for a month and still got an A on the test.
My uncle is a pagio. He was gone for two years and came back with a new car and a new girlfriend.
xs