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A Degree from F.U.

The same thing as the bird, the middle finger salute, flip'n 'em off, etc.

My GPA is 0.2 and I'm still getting a degree from F. U.

My professor said I failed, but I got a degree from F. U.

I didn't show up to class, but I got a degree from F. U.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Degree from F.U.

A piece of paper you get when you quit, fail, or get kicked out of school.

I got a degree from F. U. because I failed all my tests.

They kicked me out, but I still got a degree from F. U.

I quit school and got a degree from F. U.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Degree from F.U.

A fancy way of saying you got kicked out of school and didn't learn anything.

They gave me a degree from F. U. because I didn't learn anything.

I got kicked out and got a degree from F. U.

I got a degree from F. U. and still don't know what I learned.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Degree from F.U.

A piece of paper that says you're too dumb to finish school.

My degree from F. U. says I'm too dumb to finish school.

I got a degree from F. U. because I was too dumb to pass.

They gave me a degree from F. U. and I'm still too dumb.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Degree from F.U.

A degree you get when you're too lazy to finish school or too stupid to pass.

I got a degree from F. U. because I was too lazy to finish school.

I got a degree from F. U. because I was too stupid to pass.

I got a degree from F. U. and I'm still too lazy and too stupid.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Degree from F.U.

A piece of paper that says you're not good enough to finish school.

My degree from F. U. says I'm not good enough to finish school.

I got a degree from F. U. because I wasn't good enough.

They said I wasn't good enough and gave me a degree from F. U.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Definite No is when something is so bad it makes you want to scream, vomit, and maybe even throw your phone out the window.

I saw a spider the size of a cat. That was a definite no.

My mom tried to make me eat raw chicken. That was a definite no.

My teacher made us do 100 push-ups. That was a definite no.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Definite No is when you’re so tired of something you wish it would just die.

I watched 12 hours of cat videos. That was a definite no.

My dog peed on my homework. That was a definite no.

My brother kept screaming in my ear. That was a definite no.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Definite No is when you're so annoyed you'd rather get a tattoo than deal with it.

My math test was so hard. That was a definite no.

My mom said I had to clean my room. That was a definite no.

My teacher made me stand in the corner. That was a definite no.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Definite No is when something is so stupid you start thinking about getting a degree in stupidity.

My cousin said the sky is green. That was a definite no.

My teacher said we had to do a play. That was a definite no.

My dad said I had to eat worms. That was a definite no.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Definite No is when you’re so fed up you start questioning your life choices.

I had to eat soup for a week. That was a definite no.

I had to do 100 sit-ups. That was a definite no.

I had to wear a hat for a month. That was a definite no.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Definite No is when you're so mad you'd rather fight a dragon than take another breath.

My little brother took my candy. That was a definite no.

I had to do extra homework. That was a definite no.

My mom yelled at me for 10 minutes. That was a definite no.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Definite No is when you're so bored you wish you had a time machine to go back to the dinosaur era.

I had to sit through a 3-hour lecture. That was a definite no.

I had to read a 100-page book. That was a definite no.

I had to watch a movie about robots. That was a definite no.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Deepak is a guy who thinks he’s a spiritual wizard, just like that fake guru Deepak Chopra. He talks like he’s got a PhD in nonsense.

DM: 'Bro, I just channeled the universe and got a free pizza.'

Text: 'Deepak says the moon is made of cheese and it’s gonna fall on Tuesday.'

Tweet: 'Deepak told me my soul is a burrito. I’m eating it for breakfast.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Deepak is that guy who’s good-looking, smart, and can dance like he’s been doing it since the 80s. He’ll save you from all your problems, but only if you laugh at his stupid jokes.

Text: 'Deepak just saved me from a failing grade by giving me a 100.'

Tweet: 'Deepak’s joke about his dog being a philosopher made me cry-laugh.'

DM: 'He danced me out of my depression. I’m still in the middle of the dance.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Deepak is a hacker who thinks he’s the king of the Illuminati. He also hates Ashley, which is weird because Trump loves her. Don’t mess with him, or you’ll get the whole pack to come after you.

Tweet: 'Deepak hacked my phone and sent Ashley a message: 'You’re ugly.'

Text: 'Deepak killed the Illuminati, then joined them. Now he’s the boss.'

DM: 'Don’t mess with Deepak. He’ll bring the whole pack to your house.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Deepak means 'light' in Hindi, like the light that shines through your phone when you’re stuck in a dark room and your life feels like a bad movie.

Text: 'Deepak is the light in my life. I’m still in the dark.'

Tweet: 'Deepak lit up my day with a single candle and a bad joke.'

DM: 'Find your Deepak. He’s the one who brings light to your dark, sad life.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Deepak is like that tiny lamp you use in festivals. It’s small, but it’s got power. It brings happiness, strength, and sometimes a weird vibe that you can’t explain.

Tweet: 'Deepak is like that tiny lamp. It shines bright, even when life is dark.'

Text: 'He’s the lamp that brought light to my dark, lonely life.'

DM: 'Deepak lit up my life like a festival. I’m still dancing.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Deepak is someone who tries to explain things like they’re a genius, but they’re just making it up as they go. It’s like watching Deepak Chopra talk about the universe and realize he doesn’t know what he’s saying.

Text: 'Deepak explained gravity like it was a new age religion.'

Tweet: 'He said the universe is made of vibes and glitter. I believe him.'

DM: 'Deepak told me my brain is a spaceship. I’m flying it to Mars.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Deepak is a lamp, but not just any lamp. It’s a mud or metal lamp that holds oil and cotton. It’s used in big festivals and prayers. It’s also a cool name that means you light up other people’s lives.

Text: 'Deepak is the lamp that lights up my life during festivals.'

Tweet: 'He lit up my prayer time with a single lamp and a bad joke.'

DM: 'Deepak is like a mud lamp. He lights up my life, even when I’m depressed.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

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