A Deepak
A Deepak is someone who tries to explain things like they’re a genius, but they’re just making it up as they go. It’s like watching Deepak Chopra talk about the universe and realize he doesn’t know what he’s saying.
Text: 'Deepak explained gravity like it was a new age religion.'
Tweet: 'He said the universe is made of vibes and glitter. I believe him.'
DM: 'Deepak told me my brain is a spaceship. I’m flying it to Mars.'