A Degree from F.U. - A degree you get when you're too lazy to finish school or to

A degree you get when you're too lazy to finish school or too stupid to pass.

I got a degree from F. U. because I was too lazy to finish school.

I got a degree from F. U. because I was too stupid to pass.

I got a degree from F. U. and I'm still too lazy and too stupid.