Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The same thing as the bird, the middle finger salute, flip'n 'em off, etc.

My GPA is 0.2 and I'm still getting a degree from F. U.

My professor said I failed, but I got a degree from F. U.

I didn't show up to class, but I got a degree from F. U.

2

A piece of paper you get when you quit, fail, or get kicked out of school.

I got a degree from F. U. because I failed all my tests.

They kicked me out, but I still got a degree from F. U.

I quit school and got a degree from F. U.

3

A fancy way of saying you got kicked out of school and didn't learn anything.

They gave me a degree from F. U. because I didn't learn anything.

I got kicked out and got a degree from F. U.

I got a degree from F. U. and still don't know what I learned.

4

A piece of paper that says you're too dumb to finish school.

My degree from F. U. says I'm too dumb to finish school.

I got a degree from F. U. because I was too dumb to pass.

They gave me a degree from F. U. and I'm still too dumb.

5

A degree you get when you're too lazy to finish school or too stupid to pass.

I got a degree from F. U. because I was too lazy to finish school.

I got a degree from F. U. because I was too stupid to pass.

I got a degree from F. U. and I'm still too lazy and too stupid.

6

A piece of paper that says you're not good enough to finish school.

My degree from F. U. says I'm not good enough to finish school.

I got a degree from F. U. because I wasn't good enough.

They said I wasn't good enough and gave me a degree from F. U.