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A Charlie Murphy
When a charlie horse hits you so hard it turns into a murphy and makes you wish you were dead.
My leg felt like it was on fire and then it exploded. Charlie Murphy, baby.
I was walking and suddenly my leg went full horror movie. Charlie Murphy!
I ran a marathon and then my leg started screaming. Charlie Murphy!
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A Charlie Murphy
Charlie Murphy is the blackest, most annoying older brother who rants about Rick James and fights Prince like he’s in a rap battle.
He talks about Rick James like he’s his best friend and Prince is his enemy.
He once said Prince was a ‘fancy ass kid’ and I believed him.
He’s on Chappelle’s show and still thinks he’s the king of the world.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charlie Murphy
Darkness is a nickname for a man so black he could swallow the sun and still look like he’s on fire.
Rick James called him Darkness because he was so dark, even the moon was jealous.
He’s like a shadow with a personality and a bad attitude.
He’s so black, he turned Chappelle’s show into a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charlie Murphy
When you finish a big load in your hand and slap her face with it like you’re trying to teach her a lesson.
He said, ‘Charlie Murphy!’ and then hit her with his jizz like it was a curse.
He did it so hard, she got a face full of cum and a lesson in life.
He didn’t even wait for her to thank him. He just slapped her with his goo.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charlie Murphy
You punch someone in the forehead so hard you yell ‘Charlie Murphy bitch’ like you just broke their face.
He punched me so hard, I heard my nose crack and he yelled ‘Charlie Murphy bitch’ like it was a battle cry.
He hit me and said that line so loud, the whole street heard him.
He punched me in the face and screamed ‘Charlie Murphy bitch’ like he was trying to kill me.
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A Charlie Murphy
You slam your partner’s head into the floor like you’re trying to kill them and it’s the most intense thing ever.
He slammed her head into the floor like it was a punishment from God.
He did it so hard, she thought she was in a fight club.
He pushed her head into the floor and said ‘this is why you don’t fight me.’
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A Charlie Murphy
You kick someone so hard they might puke, pass out, or just die from the pain.
He kicked me so hard, I felt it in my soul and I thought I was going to die.
He kicked me like it was a competition and I was the weakest link.
He kicked me so hard, I swear my legs were about to give up on me.
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A Charlie Kirk
A face so tiny it looks like it was stuck in a blender. Tiny mouth. Tiny nose. Eyes squeezed in like they're trying to escape. And a brain that thinks it's the president.
My face looks like it was shrink-wrapped by a sadistic clown.
He has a face so small it fits in a coffee cup.
Her face is like a tiny alien trying to survive on Earth.
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A Charlie Kirk
When you push so hard for stupid laws, you end up killing yourself. It's like you're the dumbest person in the room and you're also the one who wrote the rules.
I Charlie Kirk myself every day by voting for stupid taxes.
He Charlie Kirk'd himself by passing a law that made math harder.
She Charlie Kirk'd because she believed in a world without pizza.
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A Charlie Kirk
Getting stabbed in the neck like you're the main character in a horror movie and you’re not even paying attention.
He got hit in the neck like it was a punchline.
She got hit in the neck so hard, it sounded like a door slammed.
That hit to the neck was like a surprise from the devil.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charlie Kirk
When you get a big one in the throat. Like you're a dog and someone gave you the biggest treat ever.
He got a cumshot in the throat like he was a hungry dog.
She got a cumshot so big, it made her cry.
He got a cumshot so big, it looked like a waterfall.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charlie Kirk
A kid who got shot in a school like it was a bad day at the mall.
He died in a school shooting like it was a normal Tuesday.
She got shot in school like she was in a horror movie.
That kid died in a school shooting like it was just another day.
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A Charlie Kirk
When you hate someone so much you cum on their neck like you're a mad animal.
He cummed on her neck like he was a wild beast.
She cummed on his neck like she was the angry god of cum.
He cummed on her neck like it was a punishment from the heavens.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charlie Kirk
The final moment of a porno when the cum just explodes out like it’s trying to take over the world.
The cumshot was so big, it looked like a volcano erupted.
He hit the money shot like he was the cum king.
The cumshot came out like a rocket taking off.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charles
When a guy parades his tiny sausage like it’s the last piece of pizza at a buffet and everyone knows it’s fake.
He walked into the gym like he had a foot-long sausage in his pants. I swear it was a fake.
At the party, he kept showing off his tiny sausage like it was a trophy.
He was so proud of his little sausage he forgot to blink.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charles
The most amazing, f***ing amazing person ever. He’s hot, smart, rich, funny, and every girl wants him. Every guy wants to be him. Even Chuck Norris would run away.
Charles is the best person ever. He’s the only one who can beat Chuck Norris in a fight.
He’s so good, even Barry Sanders would lose a race to him.
He’s the only person who can make Eminem shut up.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charles
Charles is the ultimate cool guy. He’s hot, funny, smart, and every girl wants him. He’s the kind of guy who can make any girl blush with just a wink.
Charles just winked at me and I turned red. It was embarrassing.
He’s so cool, even the girls at the bar turned to look at him.
He’s the kind of guy who makes everyone want to be him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charles
When you realize you’re about to get f***ed and there’s nothing you can do about it.
I saw the boss walking in and I knew I was going to get f***ed.
When I realized I had to do the report alone, I knew I was in trouble.
I saw the look on his face and I knew I was dead.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charles
Charles is the best person on the planet. He’s kind, funny, smart, and he’s rich. But if you f*** him up, you’re going to regret it.
Charles was nice to me, but if I messed up, I was in for it.
He’s the kind of guy who would forgive you if you messed up.
He’s the best, but don’t test him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Charles
A guy who gets way too much head. He must have the biggest sausage in the world. He also plays the trumpet to make girls swoon.
Charles plays the trumpet so good, it makes girls swoon.
He gets so much head, it’s like he’s got the biggest sausage on Earth.
He plays the trumpet to impress girls and gets head for it.
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