A Charles

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When a guy parades his tiny sausage like it’s the last piece of pizza at a buffet and everyone knows it’s fake.
He walked into the gym like he had a foot-long sausage in his pants. I swear it was a fake.
At the party, he kept showing off his tiny sausage like it was a trophy.
He was so proud of his little sausage he forgot to blink.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The most amazing, f***ing amazing person ever. He’s hot, smart, rich, funny, and every girl wants him. Every guy wants to be him. Even Chuck Norris would run away.
Charles is the best person ever. He’s the only one who can beat Chuck Norris in a fight.
He’s so good, even Barry Sanders would lose a race to him.
He’s the only person who can make Eminem shut up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Charles is the ultimate cool guy. He’s hot, funny, smart, and every girl wants him. He’s the kind of guy who can make any girl blush with just a wink.
Charles just winked at me and I turned red. It was embarrassing.
He’s so cool, even the girls at the bar turned to look at him.
He’s the kind of guy who makes everyone want to be him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you realize you’re about to get f***ed and there’s nothing you can do about it.
I saw the boss walking in and I knew I was going to get f***ed.
When I realized I had to do the report alone, I knew I was in trouble.
I saw the look on his face and I knew I was dead.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Charles is the best person on the planet. He’s kind, funny, smart, and he’s rich. But if you f*** him up, you’re going to regret it.
Charles was nice to me, but if I messed up, I was in for it.
He’s the kind of guy who would forgive you if you messed up.
He’s the best, but don’t test him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who gets way too much head. He must have the biggest sausage in the world. He also plays the trumpet to make girls swoon.
Charles plays the trumpet so good, it makes girls swoon.
He gets so much head, it’s like he’s got the biggest sausage on Earth.
He plays the trumpet to impress girls and gets head for it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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