Discover Slang

A Fix
A fix is when you're so desperate for drugs or a good lay that you're willing to beg, cheat, or steal for it. It’s like having a second lover who doesn’t ask for anything but your attention and your junk.
DM: 'Bro, I need a fix, I’ve been dry for three days and my brain is fried.'
Text: 'He gave me a fix after my ex left me for his mom.'
Tweet: 'Fix me up, I’m barely functioning.'
A Fix
When you're getting ready to do something, you're 'fixin' to' do it. It’s like the pre-game hype, but with more Southern slang and less actual game.
Text: 'I’m fixin' to beat this guy at chess.'
DM: 'Fixin' to eat all this pizza by myself.'
Tweet: 'Fixin' to laugh at this guy's face.'
A Fix
A fix is when everything is rigged, someone’s cheating, and you’re just the sucker who doesn’t know it yet. It’s like your lottery ticket was stolen by your cousin and you still bought it.
Text: 'This game is a fix, I’ve seen that guy cheat before.'
DM: 'That concert was a fix, they only let the cool kids in.'
Tweet: 'My job is a fix, I’ve been working here for 10 years and still don’t make enough.'
A Fix
Fixing to is when you're just about to start something, like you're getting ready to jump in a pool, but you're still standing on the edge.
Text: 'I’m fixing to start this workout, but I still have snacks.'
DM: 'Fixing to break up with my girlfriend, but I haven’t told her yet.'
Tweet: 'Fixing to eat this entire cake, but I still have a mouth.'
A Fix
A fix is Ateez Mingi’s go-to line when he’s about to drop a sick rap. It’s like he’s saying, 'I’m about to show you my whole life in 10 seconds.'
Text: 'He said 'A fix' and then dropped a whole verse.'
DM: 'That guy says 'A fix' every time he raps.'
Tweet: 'A fix = instant legend.'
A Fix
Fixing to is when someone, usually from the South, is about to finish something. It’s like when you’re about to eat the last slice of pizza, but you still have your mouth open.
Text: 'I’m fixing to finish this test, but I still need to check my answers.'
DM: 'Fixing to finish this song, but I still have to sing it.'
Tweet: 'Fixing to finish this day, but I still have to live it.'
A Fix
Feesh is the cool word the Portuguese use to say something is awesome. It’s like when you say 'This is feesh,' and it sounds like you're saying 'This is fish,' but you mean it’s the best thing ever.
Text: 'This music is feesh, I can't stop listening.'
DM: 'This chicken is feesh, I ate it all.'
Tweet: 'This coffee is feesh, I'm never going back to the store.'
A Five Ropper
A Five Ropper is when a guy lets go of five big globs of jizz all over someone. It’s like a messy fireworks show, and the person gets hit with five different explosions of cum.
My cousin tried to be a Five Ropper, but he only did three. He looked like a sad kid who got stuck with the short straw.
My girlfriend’s brother once did a Five Ropper on her face. She still cries about it.
My neighbor’s dog got a Five Ropper on his back. He ran out of the house like he was on fire.
A Five Ropper
A Five Ropper is when a guy spits out five separate loads of jizz all over someone. It’s like the guy is throwing cum like it’s confetti, and the person is the sad kid who gets all the mess.
My friend tried to be a Five Ropper, but his third shot was weak. He looked like a guy who got caught in the rain with no umbrella.
My mom once got a Five Ropper on her chest. She said it felt like being hit with a cum sandwich.
My brother’s friend did a Five Ropper on his forehead. He now thinks he’s a cum wizard.
A Fisting of lesbians
When two lesbians go from casual butt-slapping to a full-blown weekly butt-fight because they’re too proud to admit they’re best friends.
"I didn’t start the butt-fight, I just finished it.", @lesbianbattleground
My friend texted me: "I’m not coming to the party. I have a fisting to attend."
She showed up to the gym with a bruised face and a text: "I didn’t lose, I just got promoted."
A Fisting of lesbians
A fisting is when two lesbian friends turn their weekly hangout into a full-blown butt war because they’re too stubborn to share the spotlight.
"We’re not fighting. We’re just redefining friendship.", @lesbianwarrior
He posted a photo of his friend’s face with the caption: "This is what happens when you let a fisting go too long."
She sent a DM: "I didn’t lose. I just got a new tattoo."
A Fisting of lesbians
A fisting is when two lesbian friends turn their regular hangs into a full-blown weekly butt-brawl because they’re too proud to back down.
"I didn’t slap your butt. I just did my job.", @fistingchampion
Her Instagram story read: "Fisting 2.0: I’m not done yet."
He texted her: "You think this is over? I’ll be back next week with a new bruise."
A Fisting of lesbians
A fisting happens when two lesbian friends go from casual butt-slapping to a weekly butt-fight because they’re too stubborn to let each other win.
"I didn’t slap your butt. I just took a shot at your dignity.", @lesbianbully
She posted a selfie with a bruise and a caption: "Fisting 3.0: I’m still here."
He sent a DM: "You think that was the last time? I’ll be back with a new tattoo."
A Fisting of lesbians
A fisting is when two lesbian friends turn their weekly hangs into a full-blown butt-war because they’re too proud to let each other win.
"I didn’t slap your butt. I just did my job.", @lesbianwarrior
He posted a photo of her with a caption: "Fisting 1.0: She’s still standing."
She texted him: "I didn’t lose. I just got a new bruise."
A Fisting of lesbians
A fisting is when two lesbian friends go from casual butt-slapping to a full-blown weekly butt-brawl because they’re too stubborn to let each other win.
"I didn’t slap your butt. I just did my job.", @lesbianchampion
He posted a story: "Fisting 2.0: I’m still here."
She sent a DM: "You think this is over? I’ll be back with a new bruise."
A Fist full of dollars
At the peak of your sexy time, pull out and blast your cum on their back, then dump all your cash on them like it's going out of style. If they keep the money, you might just let them keep it for a few more bucks.
After I cummed on her back, I threw my cash like it was confetti. She kept the money and said, 'You’re paying for the next round.'
He came on my back and dropped a wad of bills. I took the cash and told him, 'You’re my new best friend.'
She let me cum on her back, then I tossed my cash. She said, 'You’re lucky I don’t take you to the bank.'
A Fist full of dollars
A way to fight where you punch a bunch of coins straight in your enemy’s face like they owe you rent.
He punched a bunch of coins right in my face. I said, 'You’re paying for the damage.'
She threw coins at me like I was a thief. I said, 'You’re the one who’s broke.'
He hit me with coins like I was a kid who didn’t do his homework. I said, 'You’re going to pay for that.'
A Fish Truck Sign
A person who works their butt off but ends up getting trampled by life.
He studied for 10 hours and still failed the test. Classic fish truck sign.
She tried to cook dinner for her family, and it turned into a fire. Fish truck sign for sure.
He tried to fix the car, and now it's broken and he's broke. Fish truck sign.
A Fish Truck Sign
Someone who gives their all and gets absolutely nothing in return.
He painted the house by himself, and it still looked like a clown threw up on it. Fish truck sign.
She showed up to the party in a dress, and no one even noticed. Fish truck sign.
He did the entire project by himself, and his teacher still gave him a D. Fish truck sign.
A Fish Truck Sign
A human who tries so hard, they might as well be screaming into a void.
He tried to explain the problem, but no one listened. Fish truck sign.
She ran the race, but the other kids were faster. Fish truck sign.
He asked for help, and no one even looked at him. Fish truck sign.
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