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A tiny drilling machine on an oil rig. It's so small it might as well be a carrot puller.

That little rig is a carrot puller. It’s so tiny it might as well be a toy.

The service rig is a carrot puller. It’s so small it looks like it’s going to run away.

That single-joint rig is a carrot puller. It’s so tiny it’s like it’s hiding from the big rigs.

A story so empty it makes your brain hurt. No punchline. No point. Just a bunch of words that fall flat like a failed math test. People just sit there like confused zombies, wondering why they even listened.

Caroline told a 10-minute story about her cat's breakfast. No one said anything. Not even the cat.

At the family dinner, Caroline launched into a tale about her sock collection. No one laughed. No one left.

In the middle of a meeting, Caroline told a story about her neighbor's lawn. Everyone just stared.

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A Caroline Story

A tale with no end, no point, and no personality. It's like watching paint dry, but with more words and less fun.

Caroline explained the history of her pen for 20 minutes. No one cared. Not even the pen.

During a group project, Caroline told a story about her favorite cereal. No one asked questions. No one answered them.

At the mall, Caroline told a 5-minute story about her cousin's pet turtle. No one said anything. Not even the turtle.

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A Carly

A Carly is a walking mess who eats like a horse and talks like a sailor. She’s got the brains of a genius and the temper of a feral cat. She loves you to death, but if you cross her, she’ll throw you out the window and call you a ‘dumbass’ in front of everyone.

'I love you to death, but if you say one more dumb thing, I swear I’ll feed you to the raccoons.'

'You’re my favorite person, but if you keep making me mad, I’ll turn you into a sandwich.'

'I’ll kill you if you don’t take me to the mall.'

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A Carly

A Carly is the kind of girl who can charm the devil but will punch you in the gut if you annoy her. She’s wild, smart, and doesn’t give a damn what people think. She’s like a hurricane in a dress, and you’d be stupid to not fall for her.

'You’re the most annoying person I’ve ever met. I’m gonna go to the mall and forget you exist.'

'I’ll kiss you if you promise to never say anything stupid again.'

'You think you’re funny, but I can beat you up and still be cute.'

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A Carly

A Carly is the kind of girl who’ll laugh at your jokes and then make fun of you in the next breath. She’s got a brain and a heart, and she’s not afraid to tell you exactly what she thinks.

'That joke was okay, but I still think you’re a dork.'

'I like your face, but I don’t like your brain.'

'You’re funny, but I’m still better at everything.'

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A Carly

A Carly is the kind of girl who’ll drag you to the mall even if you’re tired and will laugh at your stupid jokes. She’s got a heart of gold, but she’ll also forget to do her homework if you don’t remind her.

'I’m going to the mall, and you’re coming with me, even if you’re tired.'

'Your joke was dumb, but I still laughed at it.'

'I’ll do my homework if you promise to stop being so annoying.'

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A Carly

A Carly is the kind of girl who’s nice, but if you’re not nice to her, she’ll make you regret it. She’s got a huge heart, but don’t mess with her or she’ll take it out on you.

'You’re the nicest person ever, but if you keep being mean, I’ll beat you up.'

'I love you, but if you don’t stop being annoying, I’ll leave you.'

'You’re sweet, but I’ll still laugh at your dumb jokes.'

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A Carly

A Carly is basically a human god who can read for days and write until you pass out. She’s super smart, super cute, and if you ever meet one, you’ll never forget her. But don’t think she’s a lesbian, she’s just a little bit crazy.

'I can read for days and still have time to beat you up.'

'You’re my favorite person, but I’m not a lesbian. I’m just a little bit crazy.'

'I’m a human god, and I can still laugh at your dumb jokes.'

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A Carly

A Carly is the kind of girl who can make your day brighter with one smile. She’s got the best eyes, the best smile, and the best laugh. If you ever meet her, you’ll be stuck on her forever.

'Your smile is so bright, it could light up the whole mall.'

'Your laugh is the best thing ever. I’m going to laugh with you forever.'

'You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever met. I’ll follow you to the mall and back.'

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A Carlton

A fake holy man who talks out of his ass and thinks he's better than everyone. He's a weaboo with a god complex and a side chick. He lies so much he should have a religion called 'Thundercunts'.

@CarltonFan101: Carlton just claimed he's a god. I saw him eat a taco and it was average.

DM: Carlton told the church he can use a dildo. They believe him. I don't.

Carlton blocked someone just to look cool. It didn't work. He's still a fake.

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A Carlton

A stupid dance that looks like a chicken with a bad haircut. Everyone thinks Carlton invented it, but he probably copied it from a chicken.

Carlton danced in the middle of the grocery store. No one knows why.

At the party, Carlton did the dance. People left. It was that bad.

Carlton tried to dance to 'It's Not Unusual'. It was like watching a chicken do the twist.

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A Carlton

When someone breaks out into a stupid dance during a song, like Carlton, and you have to watch it. It’s annoying and you can't leave.

Carlton started dancing in the middle of class. No one cared.

During the concert, Carlton danced. It was like a bad dream.

Carlton danced in the DMs. It was worse than the first time.

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A Carlton

A guy who looks good in bed and is fun to be with, but he doesn’t always stay faithful. He’s a bit of a player, but he's still hot.

Carlton cheated on his girlfriend. But he was still hot.

He said he’d be faithful. Then he went to the bar.

Carlton was the best in bed. But he had a side chick. Still, he was hot.

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A Carlton

A guy who will take punches for his friends and doesn’t stab you in the back. He’s like the best friend you ever had, but he’s also a bit of a softie.

Carlton got punched for me. I owe him a taco.

He took the beatings for me. I called him my hero.

Carlton was there when I needed him. He never stabbed me in the back.

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A Carlton

A black guy who acts like he’s white. He follows all the fake white rules and thinks he’s better than everyone else. It’s annoying.

Carlton acts like he’s rich. He’s not. He just thinks he is.

He talks like he’s white. But he’s not. It’s fake.

Carlton is the worst stereotype. He’s a fake white man.

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A Carlton

A guy who’s super generous and always puts his friends first. He’s like a walking positive energy, but he’s also a bad driver who never charges you.

Carlton drove me everywhere. He never charged me. He’s a bad driver.

He gives you everything but never takes anything. He’s generous.

He’s like a walking good vibes. He also drives like a chicken.

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A Carlos Lerma Film

The first four words you get hit with before a Carlos Lerma film. You don’t get a choice. It’s like getting kicked in the face with a bag of wet socks, no mercy.

'A Carlos Lerma Film' showed up before the movie even started. I didn't sign up for this.'

'They forced me to watch 'A Carlos Lerma Film' before the movie. I didn't even know what the movie was about.'

'Before the movie even began, I was greeted with 'A Carlos Lerma Film'. I thought it was a warning.'

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A Carlos Lerma Film

You can’t escape the first four words of a Carlos Lerma film. It’s like being stuck in a room with a screaming toddler who won’t stop eating pizza.

'I walked into the theater and got hit with 'A Carlos Lerma Film'. I wanted to walk out.'

'The movie started with 'A Carlos Lerma Film'. I thought I was going to watch a movie, not a scream.'

'They put 'A Carlos Lerma Film' at the beginning of the movie. It felt like a curse.'

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A Carlos Lerma Film

Before a Carlos Lerma film starts, you get the first four words. It’s like getting a middle finger from the movie itself.

'I had to sit through 'A Carlos Lerma Film' before the movie even started. I wanted to throw things.'

'They put 'A Carlos Lerma Film' before the movie. It felt like the movie was mocking me.'

'Before the movie started, I was greeted with 'A Carlos Lerma Film'. It was like a slap in the face.'

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