A Carly

Current Trending

6 views · Added 17d ago · 7 definitions

A Carly is a walking mess who eats like a horse and talks like a sailor. She’s got the brains of a genius and the temper of a feral cat. She loves you to death, but if you cross her, she’ll throw you out the window and call you a ‘dumbass’ in front of everyone.

'I love you to death, but if you say one more dumb thing, I swear I’ll feed you to the raccoons.'

'You’re my favorite person, but if you keep making me mad, I’ll turn you into a sandwich.'

'I’ll kill you if you don’t take me to the mall.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Carly is the kind of girl who can charm the devil but will punch you in the gut if you annoy her. She’s wild, smart, and doesn’t give a damn what people think. She’s like a hurricane in a dress, and you’d be stupid to not fall for her.

'You’re the most annoying person I’ve ever met. I’m gonna go to the mall and forget you exist.'

'I’ll kiss you if you promise to never say anything stupid again.'

'You think you’re funny, but I can beat you up and still be cute.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Carly is the kind of girl who’ll laugh at your jokes and then make fun of you in the next breath. She’s got a brain and a heart, and she’s not afraid to tell you exactly what she thinks.

'That joke was okay, but I still think you’re a dork.'

'I like your face, but I don’t like your brain.'

'You’re funny, but I’m still better at everything.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Carly is the kind of girl who’ll drag you to the mall even if you’re tired and will laugh at your stupid jokes. She’s got a heart of gold, but she’ll also forget to do her homework if you don’t remind her.

'I’m going to the mall, and you’re coming with me, even if you’re tired.'

'Your joke was dumb, but I still laughed at it.'

'I’ll do my homework if you promise to stop being so annoying.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Carly is the kind of girl who’s nice, but if you’re not nice to her, she’ll make you regret it. She’s got a huge heart, but don’t mess with her or she’ll take it out on you.

'You’re the nicest person ever, but if you keep being mean, I’ll beat you up.'

'I love you, but if you don’t stop being annoying, I’ll leave you.'

'You’re sweet, but I’ll still laugh at your dumb jokes.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Carly is basically a human god who can read for days and write until you pass out. She’s super smart, super cute, and if you ever meet one, you’ll never forget her. But don’t think she’s a lesbian, she’s just a little bit crazy.

'I can read for days and still have time to beat you up.'

'You’re my favorite person, but I’m not a lesbian. I’m just a little bit crazy.'

'I’m a human god, and I can still laugh at your dumb jokes.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Carly is the kind of girl who can make your day brighter with one smile. She’s got the best eyes, the best smile, and the best laugh. If you ever meet her, you’ll be stuck on her forever.

'Your smile is so bright, it could light up the whole mall.'

'Your laugh is the best thing ever. I’m going to laugh with you forever.'

'You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever met. I’ll follow you to the mall and back.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago