A Carrot Puller

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A woman or girl who only gives a hand job and then acts like she's saving the world for giving it.

My ex is a carrot puller. She gave me a hand job and then said I owed her my soul.

The girl in math class is a carrot puller. She gives a hand job and then goes back to her calculator.

My aunt is a carrot puller. She gives a hand job and then pretends she's the queen of England.

A gay man who jerks off while pretending to dig up carrots, like it’s the most important thing in the world.

That guy at the grocery store is a carrot puller. He’s jerking off in the produce aisle like he’s winning a prize.

My uncle is a carrot puller. He jerks off while pretending he’s digging up gold.

The guy in my gym is a carrot puller. He jerks off while doing bicep curls like it’s a sport.

A tiny drilling machine on an oil rig. It's so small it might as well be a carrot puller.

That little rig is a carrot puller. It’s so tiny it might as well be a toy.

The service rig is a carrot puller. It’s so small it looks like it’s going to run away.

That single-joint rig is a carrot puller. It’s so tiny it’s like it’s hiding from the big rigs.