A Carrot Puller
A gay man who jerks off while pretending to dig up carrots, like it’s the most important thing in the world.
That guy at the grocery store is a carrot puller. He’s jerking off in the produce aisle like he’s winning a prize.
My uncle is a carrot puller. He jerks off while pretending he’s digging up gold.
The guy in my gym is a carrot puller. He jerks off while doing bicep curls like it’s a sport.