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A Gard
Gard is a Norwegian word that means ‘Man with a small penis.’ It’s like a nickname given to someone who can’t even win a game of chicken.
My uncle is called Gard. He said, ‘It’s a compliment.’ I said, ‘You’re a chicken.’
My friend Gard was called a Gard at school. He cried and ran home.
Gard is a nickname. It’s like being called ‘Shorty’ but worse.
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A Gard
To Gard is to stand there like a wimp, trying to guard something but failing. It’s like when you try to be brave but you’re just a scaredy cat.
Gard tried to protect his lunch. A kid took it. He cried.
I watched Gard try to guard his backpack. He looked like a scaredy cat.
Gard stood there like a wimp. He didn’t even stop the bully.
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A Gard
Gard is a total self-centered, annoying, dumb kid who thinks they’re the best. They laugh at your jokes and then forget you exist.
Gard laughed at my joke. Then he forgot I was there.
My friend Gard suddenly exploded. He said, ‘You’re not my friend anymore.’
Gard is the worst. He said I was stupid. I said he was a dumb kid.
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A Garbage Trash Head
The person who dumped you like old pizza
You: Let's get back together. Them: Nah. I'm still eating that pizza.
You: I miss you. Them: I miss my cat more.
You: We could work it out. Them: I work it out with my new bf.
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A Garbage Trash Head
The human version of a trash can
You: I'm sorry. Them: You're not sorry. You're just tired.
You: Let's talk. Them: I'm talking to my dog right now.
You: I love you. Them: I love my phone more.
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A Garbage Trash Head
The one who left you for a text message
You: Why did you leave me? Them: Because I got a better text.
You: We were perfect. Them: No, you were perfect. I was just tired.
You: I'll come back. Them: I'll come back with a new ex.
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A Garbage Trash Head
The person who turned your heart into a landfill
You: I still love you. Them: You don't love me. You love my dog.
You: We can fix this. Them: No. I'm fixing my nails.
You: I'm your forever. Them: Forever is too long. I'm going to sleep.
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A Garbage Trash Head
The human equivalent of a broken toaster
You: Let's try again. Them: No. I'm still broken.
You: I'm here for you. Them: I'm here for my phone.
You: I'll stay. Them: I'll stay with my new ex.
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A Garbage Trash Head
The person who left you for a free soda
You: I'll take you back. Them: No. I got a free soda.
You: We were happy. Them: No, I was happy. You were just annoying.
You: I'll come back. Them: I'll come back with a free soda.
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A Gang of Hagrids
A bunch of meathead biker dudes who ride loud motorcycles and bring their smelly pets everywhere.
My cousin joined a gang of Hagrids and now his dog eats my homework.
That gang of Hagrids roared through town like a pack of feral beasts.
I saw a gang of Hagrids at the mall. Their pet goat ate my sandwich.
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A Gang of Hagrids
A group of tough guys who ride bikes, swear a lot, and have pets that look like they were raised in a dumpster.
That gang of Hagrids yelled at me for parking in front of their pet raccoon’s favorite spot.
I got stuck behind a gang of Hagrids on the highway. Their dog howled like it was dying.
My teacher said I was acting like a gang of Hagrids. I think that’s a compliment.
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A Gang of Hagrids
A crew of grumpy bikers who ride around with their pets and don’t care if you’re late for lunch.
I was late for lunch because a gang of Hagrids blocked the road with their pet elephant.
That gang of Hagrids took over the park. Their pet goat stole my snack.
My friend got into a fight with a gang of Hagrids over whose pet chicken was louder.
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A Gandolf
When someone tries to save their face from getting blown away, they shut their mouth tight and then get covered in cum, looking like Gandolf with a white beard made of jizz.
My buddy closed his mouth like a clam and got sprayed like a fire hose. Classic Gandolf moment.
She tried to avoid the kiss, but he just went full Gandolf and coated her in cum.
He got so scared of the blow job, he shut his mouth tight and got drenched in cum. Gandolf, baby.
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A Gandolf
When you're about to blow your load inside your partner and you whisper magic words in their ear, you both go off like a nuclear explosion.
He whispered, 'A wizard is never late,' and we both exploded at the same time. Pure magic.
She said, 'He arrives when he means to,' and we both came like it was a war.
He said, 'A wizard is never late,' and we both had the best orgasm of our lives. Gandolf approved.
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A Gandolf
When you drink like a fish out of water at a girls' night, ending up puking everywhere, making fools of yourself, and going home with strangers.
I drank so much I puked on the dance floor and went home with a guy I didn't know.
She drank all night, puked on the couch, and ended up with a random guy from the bar.
He drank until he passed out, puked in the park, and woke up with a girl he didn't know.
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A Gandolf
When you shove a wizards stick up some guys butt like he's a toilet.
He shoved the stick up his butt like it was a toilet. Gandolf style.
She took the stick and jammed it in his butt. Classic Gandolf move.
He put the stick in his butt and started jiggling like it was a party.
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A Gandolf
When you guess something or say you think it's going to happen.
He guessed the answer and said, 'I think it's this.'
She said, 'I think that's the one,' and was right.
He said, 'I think he's gonna win,' and he did.
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A Gandolf
A super cool character in the land of Drakkar who kicks ass and takes names.
He's the ultimate Drakkar player. Cool as hell.
She's the best Drakkar player ever. Super cool.
He's the king of Drakkar. No one messes with him.
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A Gandolf
An old man who's so gay he thinks Frodo and the hobbits are his life goals.
He's so gay he thinks Frodo is his soulmate.
He lives in a fantasy world with hobbits and Gandolf.
He's so gay he thinks he's part of the Fellowship.
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A Gang Rape
A bunch of guys named Sean, Dylan, Marcello, Diego, and Matt all trying to look cool while they take turns shoving their junk into someone else's mouth.
Sean: 'I'm not doing this.' Dylan: 'You are. You're doing this.'
Marcello: 'This is just practice for the real rape.'
Diego: 'I'm gonna remember this for the rest of my life.'
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