A Gandolf

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When someone tries to save their face from getting blown away, they shut their mouth tight and then get covered in cum, looking like Gandolf with a white beard made of jizz.
My buddy closed his mouth like a clam and got sprayed like a fire hose. Classic Gandolf moment.
She tried to avoid the kiss, but he just went full Gandolf and coated her in cum.
He got so scared of the blow job, he shut his mouth tight and got drenched in cum. Gandolf, baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're about to blow your load inside your partner and you whisper magic words in their ear, you both go off like a nuclear explosion.
He whispered, 'A wizard is never late,' and we both exploded at the same time. Pure magic.
She said, 'He arrives when he means to,' and we both came like it was a war.
He said, 'A wizard is never late,' and we both had the best orgasm of our lives. Gandolf approved.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you drink like a fish out of water at a girls' night, ending up puking everywhere, making fools of yourself, and going home with strangers.
I drank so much I puked on the dance floor and went home with a guy I didn't know.
She drank all night, puked on the couch, and ended up with a random guy from the bar.
He drank until he passed out, puked in the park, and woke up with a girl he didn't know.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you shove a wizards stick up some guys butt like he's a toilet.
He shoved the stick up his butt like it was a toilet. Gandolf style.
She took the stick and jammed it in his butt. Classic Gandolf move.
He put the stick in his butt and started jiggling like it was a party.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you guess something or say you think it's going to happen.
He guessed the answer and said, 'I think it's this.'
She said, 'I think that's the one,' and was right.
He said, 'I think he's gonna win,' and he did.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A super cool character in the land of Drakkar who kicks ass and takes names.
He's the ultimate Drakkar player. Cool as hell.
She's the best Drakkar player ever. Super cool.
He's the king of Drakkar. No one messes with him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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An old man who's so gay he thinks Frodo and the hobbits are his life goals.
He's so gay he thinks Frodo is his soulmate.
He lives in a fantasy world with hobbits and Gandolf.
He's so gay he thinks he's part of the Fellowship.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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