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A Glen Moment
When A Glen thinks they’re the king of the world, but they’re just a loud, confused, idiot who thinks everything is a flex.
A Glen yells, 'I’m the king of the world!' because they got a B on a test.
A Glen says, 'I’m a legend, I just ate a whole pie in one bite!'
A Glen thinks they’re a 'god' because they beat someone at a game of tic-tac-toe.
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A Glen Moment
A Glen Moment happens when someone thinks they’re the bomb, but they’re just being a loud, stupid, and confused mess.
A Glen says, 'I’m the bomb, I just ate 10 hamburgers!'
A Glen screams at a sandwich like it’s an enemy.
A Glen thinks they’re a ‘master’ because they beat someone at a game of checkers.
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A Glen
A Glen is a man who’s too chicken to stand up to a real man. He hides behind his wife like a coward and lets other men laugh at him.
My buddy Glen ran away when the bar fight started. He’s a total wimp.
Glen wouldn’t even talk to the guy who stole his pizza. He just cried.
Glen got called a chicken by the whole neighborhood. He’s a total piece of garbage.
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A Glen
A Glen is a man who gets so wasted he falls asleep in his own mess and expects someone else to clean it up.
Glen passed out in his pants and woke up with a turd on his leg. He didn’t even bother to wipe it.
Glen drank so much wine he fell asleep on the floor. He woke up and smelled his own stink.
Glen drank the whole bottle of wine and passed out. His wife had to clean up his mess.
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A Glen
A Glen is a man who’s hot, kind, and always ready to help. He’s the kind of guy who will fight for you, even if he’s a little stubborn.
Glen helped me move my couch even though he was tired. He’s a real hero.
Glen fought my dad for me. He’s the best friend anyone could have.
Glen asked me to dinner and gave me the best kiss I’ve ever had. He’s perfect.
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A Glen
A Glen is a lying, cheating, two-faced drunk who only cares about his own fun and doesn’t respect anyone.
Glen told me he loved me, then went out and cheated on me with his ex.
Glen’s a total fake. He lies to everyone and only drinks to forget his problems.
Glen says he’s a man, but he’s a total fag who only likes to drink and suck dick.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Glen
A Glen is a man with a huge cock who knows how to make a woman feel good. He’s a real stud and only loves women.
Glen’s cock is so big, he took my breath away the first time I saw it.
Glen knows how to make me feel good. He’s the best lover I’ve ever had.
Glen eats pussy for breakfast. He’s a total cocky man.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Glen
A Glen is when you beat someone so bad they cry like a baby. It’s the UK way of saying someone got the worst beating of their life.
My brother got a Glen from the gang. He cried like a little kid.
Glen beat up my friend so bad he couldn’t walk for a week.
Glen got the worst beating of his life. He was crying like a baby.
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A Glen
A Glen is a total piece of trash. It means someone is really bad, and you wouldn’t want to be near them.
Glen is the worst. He’s a total piece of trash.
My Glen is the worst. He’s a total loser.
Glen is so bad, even his wife doesn’t want to talk to him anymore.
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A Glassonian
A Glassonian is a weirdo who thinks too much and talks too much about feelings. They’re all about being real, even if it means pissing people off or making them confused.
DM: 'I know you’re fake. I can feel it in my bones.'
Tweet: 'Why do people pretend they’re happy? It’s annoying.'
Text: 'You’re not my type. You’re too loud.'
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A Glassonian
A Glassonian is a brain full of chaos who thinks the world is a joke, but they’re still trying to make sense of it. They’re smart, weird, and impossible to ignore.
Post: 'Life is a mess. But I’m going to mess it up more.'
Conversation: 'You’re like a tornado in a candy store.'
Comment: 'I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m doing it well.'
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A Glass Seegul
trying to get someone in trouble while you and your friends all plot behind their back
He was so mad because his friend spilled the beans about the prank he was setting up.
She kept telling everyone her crush was cheating, even though she was the one who was sneaking out.
He said his mom was stealing from the store, but he was the one who was eating all the free samples.
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A Glass Seegul
pretending you're the victim while you're the one who started the whole mess
She cried about being bullied, but she was the one who started the rumor.
He said his dad was mean, but he was the one who kept getting into fights.
She said her brother was stealing her lunch money, but she was the one who was eating all his snacks.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Glass Seegul
making someone look bad so you can feel good about yourself
He told everyone his friend was failing math, but he was the one who didn't do his homework.
She said her sister was messy, but she was the one who left her room like a tornado hit it.
He said his teacher was unfair, but he was the one who kept talking during class.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Glass Seegul
telling on someone to make it look like they're the bad guy, but you're the one who's up to no good
He told the teacher his friend was cheating, but he was the one who had the answers.
She said her brother was eating her food, but she was the one who didn't want to share.
He said his mom was yelling at him, but he was the one who broke the lamp.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Glass Seegul
setting someone up so they look like the biggest idiot while you and your crew laugh behind their back
He told everyone his friend was going to fail the test, but he was the one who didn't study.
She said her brother was being mean, but she was the one who kept teasing him.
He said his teacher was the worst, but he was the one who didn't do his work.
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A Gladnick Status
A Facebook status that gets way more likes than it deserves, usually from strangers who think they’re cool. It started with someone saying 'Girls who smoke cigarettes? That’s the worst thing ever,' and it blew up like a f***ing firework.
'Girls who smoke cigarettes? That’s the worst thing ever.', and 162 strangers agreed.
My ex liked it. That’s f***ing personal.
I got a like from my grandma. She must be dying.
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A Gladnick Status
A Facebook post that gets 150 likes from people who don’t even know you. It all started when someone said 'Girls who smoke cigarettes? That’s f***ing gross,' and it became the most popular post of the year.
'Girls who smoke cigarettes? That’s f***ing gross.', and 162 people f***ing agreed.
My teacher liked it. That’s embarrassing.
Even my dog liked it. That’s f***ing weird.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gladnick Status
A Facebook status that gets so many likes it’s like a f***ing festival. It all started with someone saying 'Girls who smoke cigarettes? That’s the worst.' And it turned into the most popular post ever.
'Girls who smoke cigarettes? That’s the worst.', and 162 people f***ing agreed.
My cousin liked it. That’s awkward.
Even my mom liked it. She must be f***ing dead.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gizi
A weak guy who tries to act like a girl online. He’s a total mess, thinks he’s deep, but he’s just full of hot air and self-pity.
@A_Gizi: 'I cry every time my favorite anime character dies. I’m so sensitive.'
A_Gizi posted a 3-hour video about his failed relationship with a sock.
A_Gizi tried to flirt with a bot and got blocked.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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