A Glassonian

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A Glassonian is a weirdo who thinks too much and talks too much about feelings. They’re all about being real, even if it means pissing people off or making them confused.
DM: 'I know you’re fake. I can feel it in my bones.'
Tweet: 'Why do people pretend they’re happy? It’s annoying.'
Text: 'You’re not my type. You’re too loud.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Glassonian is a brain full of chaos who thinks the world is a joke, but they’re still trying to make sense of it. They’re smart, weird, and impossible to ignore.
Post: 'Life is a mess. But I’m going to mess it up more.'
Conversation: 'You’re like a tornado in a candy store.'
Comment: 'I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m doing it well.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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