A Glen
A Glen is a man who gets so wasted he falls asleep in his own mess and expects someone else to clean it up.
Glen passed out in his pants and woke up with a turd on his leg. He didn’t even bother to wipe it.
Glen drank so much wine he fell asleep on the floor. He woke up and smelled his own stink.
Glen drank the whole bottle of wine and passed out. His wife had to clean up his mess.