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A Grandad
A grandad is when you yell ‘grandad’ in the middle of having sex and ruin the mood for everyone.
I said grandad during sex. My girlfriend left me. I now live in a shed.
He yelled grandad in the middle of our sex. I thought he was dying.
I said grandad during sex. My dog laughed. My cat left.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grandad
A grandad is when you knee someone in the thigh so hard it feels like you just kicked a brick wall.
I did a grandad to my cousin. He walked like a grandma for days.
At school, I did a grandad to my teacher. He gave me a detention.
I did a grandad to my friend. He cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grandad
A grandad is when you knee someone in the leg so hard, it makes them hop around like a kangaroo on fire.
I did a grandad to my brother. He hopped around like a kangaroo on fire.
I did a grandad to my friend. He screamed like a banshee.
I did a grandad to my dad. He walked like a grandma for a week.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grandad
A grandad is when you hand someone a printed picture of your willy and expect them to be happy about it.
I sent my crush a grandad. She cried. I now live in a shed.
I gave my sister a grandad. She threw it in the bin. I cried.
I did a grandad to my mum. She yelled at me. I now live in a shed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grandad
A grandad is a creepy old man who thinks touching your butt is a compliment.
My grandad tapped my butt. I walked like a grandma for a week.
The grandad at the park tapped my butt. I ran away.
My grandad tapped my sister’s butt. She screamed like a banshee.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grasshopper Kiss
A guy farts during sex and then throws the used condom like a missile at a girl’s face, splattering her with period blood and making her look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
My bf did this to me and I looked like I’d been in a war.
He threw the condom at me like it was a curse.
I had blood on my face and I was crying like a baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grasshopper Kiss
A guy takes off his condom mid-fuck, slaps her face with it, and leaves her looking like she got attacked by a blood-soaked sock.
He slapped me with the condom and I got blood everywhere.
I got a bloody sock slap and I was mad.
He did it right in front of my friends and I was embarrassed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grasshopper Kiss
A guy finishes his job and then slaps her face with the condom, leaving her face all red and bloody like she got hit by a meatball.
He hit me with the condom and I was covered in blood.
I looked like a monster after he slapped me.
He did it and I was too shocked to say anything.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Yoke
A rich person who thinks they're the boss of everyone
My uncle is a grand yoke. He buys a mansion just to show off.
That guy at the gym is a grand yoke. He flexes like he's paid to do it.
My teacher called the principal a grand yoke. He had the audacity to say he was rich.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Yoke
A person who thinks they're better than you just because they have more money
My neighbor is a grand yoke. He thinks he's better than me just because he has a bigger car.
My mom's friend is a grand yoke. She says she's better than everyone because she has a big house.
My dad's boss is a grand yoke. He acts like he's the king of the world.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Yoke
A person who acts like they're rich even when they're not
My cousin is a grand yoke. He spends all his money on silly stuff just to look rich.
My friend's dad is a grand yoke. He buys a new car every year just to impress people.
My neighbor's brother is a grand yoke. He thinks he's rich just because he has a big TV.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Yoke
A person who is rich and acts like they're the king of everything
My uncle is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the king of the whole neighborhood.
My teacher's boss is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the king of the school.
My mom's friend is a grand yoke. She thinks she's the queen of the whole town.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Yoke
A person who has so much money they think they're the best at everything
My cousin is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the best at everything just because he's rich.
My dad's boss is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the best at everything.
My neighbor's brother is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the best because he has a big house.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Yoke
A person who is rich and acts like they're the most important person in the world
My uncle is a grand yoke. He acts like he's the most important person in the world.
My teacher's boss is a grand yoke. He acts like he's the most important person in the school.
My mom's friend is a grand yoke. She acts like she's the most important person in the whole town.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
A bunch of humans who know the Spartan prayer, the one that sounds like a drunk kid’s rant, and are too messed up to care about their abscesses, like they’re some kind of curse.
I recited the Spartan prayer while my abscesses were screaming at me.
My abscesses are louder than my Spartan prayer.
I pray to Achilles every time I get a new abscess.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
People who know the Spartan prayer, which is just a fancy way of saying they’re too messed up to care, and are stuck with abscesses like they’re sentenced to hell.
I know the Spartan prayer, but my abscesses don’t care.
I got the Spartan prayer tattooed on my leg, and my abscesses are still winning.
The Spartan prayer is just my abscesses screaming in Latin.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
Humans who know the Spartan prayer, which is just a bunch of nonsense, and are so messed up by their abscesses they think they’re in a war.
I fought my abscesses like it was the Spartan war.
The Spartan prayer was just me yelling at my abscesses.
I got so obsessed with the Spartan prayer I forgot my abscesses were there.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Negro Spectacle
A crazy show that makes you want to scream and throw things
The man danced in a chicken suit at the mall. It was like a nightmare came to life.
My cousin tried to sing opera in a subway station. People ran away like they were being chased by bees.
My neighbor's dog wore a tutu and did a pirouette. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Negro Spectacle
A public event so bad it feels like a punishment
The mayor tried to do a magic trick with a goat. It ended with the goat eating his hat.
My teacher dressed up as a pirate for a party. He forgot how to talk like one.
My mom tried to juggle eggs. Two of them broke. It was tragic.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Grand Negro Spectacle
A big mess that everyone sees and no one likes
My brother tried to paint the house. He turned it into a rainbow with a lot of mistakes.
The kid at school wore socks with sandals and a hat. It was like he lost a bet.
My friend's pet chicken ran across the road during a math test. It was chaos.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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