A Grandad - A grandad is when you hand someone a printed picture of your

A grandad is when you hand someone a printed picture of your willy and expect them to be happy about it.

I sent my crush a grandad. She cried. I now live in a shed.

I gave my sister a grandad. She threw it in the bin. I cried.

I did a grandad to my mum. She yelled at me. I now live in a shed.