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A Filthy SethSquatch
A Filthy SethSquatch is when you take a tiny person and blast your cum in a maglite like it's a superhero power
He SethSquatched his crush and now they're dating
I SethSquatched my dad and he’s now a flashlight lover
She SethSquatched her brother and he’s in therapy
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A Filthy SethSquatch
A Filthy SethSquatch is when you pounce on a shrimp and leave your cum in a maglite like it's a crime scene
He SethSquatched his friend in the park and got arrested
I SethSquatched my teacher and got a zero
She SethSquatched the cop and now she’s on probation
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Filthy Rich BirdBath
When you take your nuts and stretch the skin into a tiny cup and make someone drink a shot straight from it like you're giving them the worst punishment ever
My cousin did this to my brother at the party and he cried like a baby.
I made my friend do this at work and he spilled the shot on his boss's shoes.
My dad pulled this on me during my birthday and I still hate him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Filthy Rich BirdBath
Pulling your junk into a cup shape and making someone chug a shot like you're the king and they're your slave
At the bar, my buddy did this to my sister and she threw the shot back at him.
My mom did this to my uncle at the family reunion and he turned purple.
My friend did this to me in the bathroom and I still have a headache from it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Filthy Rich BirdBath
Taking your balls and making them look like a cup then making someone else take a drink out of it like it's the most shameful thing ever
At the party, my brother did this to my friend and he ran out of the room screaming.
I did this to my dad and he yelled at me for the rest of the night.
My cousin did this to me and I had to drink a shot from my own nuts.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Filthy Ranker
A Filthy Ranker is a sneaky ghost who shows up in court and makes you beg for mercy. She usually ends up with your wallet and your dignity.
"You think you're getting out of this? I'm the Filthy Ranker, and I know your secret."
She showed up in my trial like a plague and made me sign a plea deal with my tongue.
I didn't even know what was happening until I was already in jail.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Filthy Ranker
The Filthy Ranker is a ghost who loves to humiliate you in front of the whole court. She’s like a bad teacher who also has a criminal record.
She made me stand up and say I was guilty, and I didn’t even do anything wrong.
I saw her in court and knew I was going to be the next victim.
She whispered in my ear and made me cry in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Filthy Ranker
A Filthy Ranker is a ghost who shows up in court and makes you look like a fool. She’s got more names than a celebrity and more power than a king.
She showed up and I knew I was going to be the next one to be sucked off.
I tried to fight her, but she had 4000 names and a whole list of my secrets.
She made me sign a guilty plea and then laughed in my face.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Filthy Raccoon
A girl who lets her pubes grow wild like a jungle and won't even bother to trim them
My cousin is a filthy raccoon. She hasn't shaved in three years.
That girl is a filthy raccoon. Her legs look like a squirrel’s nest.
My friend’s ex called her a filthy raccoon. He said she looked like a monster.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Filthy Raccoon
A woman with a bush so thick you could hide a goat in it and still not trim it
My aunt is a filthy raccoon. She has a bush so big it could be a park.
That girl’s a filthy raccoon. I swear I saw a squirrel hiding in there.
My mom called my sister a filthy raccoon. She said she looked like a wild animal.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Filthy Raccoon
A girl who lets her hair grow down there like it's going out of style and won't touch it
My neighbor is a filthy raccoon. Her hair looks like a mop.
That girl is a filthy raccoon. She has hair so long it could be a curtain.
My friend’s crush is a filthy raccoon. He says she looks like a monster.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fiji Water
A super hot, and impossible to catch guy or girl
I saw him at the mall and now I'm obsessed
She texts me and I can't stop thinking about her
He's the reason I skipped math class today
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fiji Water
Bottled water that's like Starbucks, it's now the cool drink of the rich
My mom drinks it and says it's fancy
I saw a CEO drinking it and now I want it too
It's just water, but it costs more than my lunch
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fiji Water
A great way to feel better after getting yelled at by a crazy eco warrior
That preacher said I was going to hell for not recycling
He chased me down the street and I needed a drink
I drank it and felt like I could take him on
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fiji Water
Water that comes from a place no one touched, like a virgin
It’s pure, just like my cousin’s first kiss
It’s like the water never met anyone
My grandma says it’s the best thing since sliced bread
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fiji Water
The best song by Owl City, not the water
I heard it on the radio and it made me cry
It’s the only song I can remember from his album
I sang it in the shower and my brother laughed at me
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fiji Water
Water that went through someone’s private parts, like when you swim or bathe
It’s like water that's been in a pool and a bath
It’s not just water, it's been in a lot of places
I wouldn't drink it if I were you
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fiji Water
A water brand that's popular with perverts because the bottles are tiny
It's like a snack for perverts
They can hide stuff in there
It's not just water, it's a secret weapon
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fillion
A fillion is the biggest number you can imagine, like if a billion was a kid and a trillion was a grown man, a fillion would be a whole football team of them. It’s so big, it makes your brain hurt and your mom proud.
My bank account just got a fillion from my rich uncle. I’m rich, I’m famous, I’m a legend.
She got a fillion in tips from the restaurant. She must have served a thousand rich people.
I just ate a fillion of pizza slices. I’m gonna die, but I’ll be rich when I do.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Fillion
A fillion is a number that makes normal numbers look like they’re doing the chicken dance. It’s like a hundred trillion million billion gillion, but with more swearing and fewer feelings.
That math test had a fillion of problems. I got a fillion of brain damage from trying to solve it.
He spent a fillion on a new car. The car is cool, but it’s also a little annoying.
The dog ate a fillion of cookies. Now it’s a cookie monster with a fillion of sugar crashes.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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