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A Gordon is the need to feel good about yourself. Like when you're too selfish to care about anyone else.

He just bought a new car. He's a Gordon. He only cares about himself.

She got a promotion. She's a Gordon. She thinks she's the best.

He ate the last slice of pizza. He's a Gordon. He only thinks about himself.

A Gordon is your best friend. He’s always making you laugh. He’s like a drug you can’t quit. You’ll miss him when he’s gone.

He made me laugh every day. He’s a Gordon. I’ll miss him forever.

He’s my best friend. He’s a Gordon. I’ll never forget him.

He’s a Gordon. He’s the reason I smile. He’s the reason I cry.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Gordon

A Gordon is a Russian spy or a vampire. He uses his dog Ellie to spy on you. He’s like a monster from a nightmare.

He’s a Gordon. His dog Ellie spies on me. I can’t sleep.

He’s a Gordon. He looks like a vampire. I’m scared of him.

He’s a Gordon. He’s a spy and a vampire. He’s the worst.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Goose

A goose is a backstabber who would punch you in the face if they had to.

My best friend turned out to be a goose. I trusted him. He turned me in to the principal.

My mom is a goose. She promised me ice cream and then gave me broccoli.

My teacher is a goose. She said I could leave early, then gave me 10 extra problems.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Goose

Goosing is when you stick a feather in someone's butt and laugh like a maniac.

I went to the store, came back, and my friend goosed me in front of the cashier.

My brother goosed me during math class. I got a detention.

My dad goosed me before he left for work. I still haven’t forgiven him.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Goose

Getting goosed is the worst thing that ever happened to you. You'll never be the same.

I got goosed by my crush and now I hate my crush.

My sister goosed me at the party and I ran out crying.

My neighbor goosed me and now I don’t want to be friends with him.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Goose

A goose is a tiny gun that shoots bullets like it's a boss.

I saw my brother holding a goose and I thought he was going to die.

My friend used a goose to shoot his little brother. It was awesome.

I got a goose for my birthday. I shot my dog with it. It was a good day.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Goose

Honk honk honk is when a goose is angry and wants to fight you.

I heard honk honk honk and I ran away from the park.

My mom honked at me when I didn’t do my homework.

I honked at my brother and he went to the hospital.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Goose

A goose is a bird that chases you like you owe it money.

I walked past a goose and it chased me all the way home.

The goose at the park chased me and my friend. We both ran like fools.

I tried to pet a goose and it hissed and chased me for 10 minutes.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Goose

A goose is a fat white girl who wears too much glitter and doesn’t know how to dress.

My friend is a goose. She wears glitter every day and still doesn’t know how to dress.

My neighbor is a goose. She wears glitter and goes to the store in pajamas.

My crush is a goose. She wears glitter and I don’t know what to do.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Google

A brainy know-it-all who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even though they probably got their vocabulary from a dictionary and a trash can.

@SmartGuy123: I know 127 synonyms for 'smart' and I'm not even done yet.

My cousin thinks he's a Google because he knows the difference between 'affect' and 'effect', which are both stupid words.

My teacher called me a Google because I used the word 'serendipity' in a sentence. It was a mistake.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Google

When you go to GOOGLE. com and type in 'google' like you're trying to summon a demon and hope it doesn't eat your soul.

Bro, I just did a Google and my computer started crying.

I Googled 'google' and now my phone is haunted.

I did a Google and my internet connection ran away.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Google

When you're too dumb to remember where you are and just keep typing 'google' into Google like it's a game show and you're the worst contestant.

I did Google 50 times because I thought I was on Facebook.

My friend typed 'google' into Google 47 times and now he can't remember his own name.

I was on Google and forgot where I was so I just typed 'google' 69 times.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Google

The one thing you should never do, unless you want your life to become a meme and your brain to turn to mush.

Google is the worst thing ever and I will never do it again.

My mom said I should never Google again because it's the worst.

Google is the devil and I saw it in the mirror.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Google

What old people say when they don't understand the internet, like it's some kind of magic that only happens on TV.

My grandpa said, 'What is this Google thing? Is it a new kind of TV?'

My aunt said, 'I thought the internet was just a big computer in the sky.'

My grandma said, 'I don't know what Google is, but I like it.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Google

How Google takes YouTube and makes it even worse, like it's trying to ruin everything just for fun.

Google ruined YouTube and now I can't comment on anything.

I tried to comment on a video and Google made it impossible.

Google is the reason YouTube is broken and I hate it.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Google

That website that won't let you log in without making you click 100 buttons, like it's trying to kill you with a keyboard.

I tried to make an account on Google and it took me 3 hours.

I clicked 27 buttons to make an account on Google and I'm still not done.

Google is the worst at making accounts and I hate it.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Gooner Goatee

You wake up with a face full of stink and a mouth full of mess because some fat prick decided to use your face as a toilet.

I woke up with a goatee and a headache. Turns out, Charlie Follon uses my face as a snack bar.

After the goatee, I looked like a sad raccoon who got hit by a truck.

I had to brush my teeth with a mop after that gooner goatee.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Gooner Goatee

You get stuck with a goatee because some guy decided to take a dump on your face and then laughed at you.

Charlie Follon dumped his guts on my face and called it a goatee. I called it a nightmare.

I got a goatee from a man who had no idea what a face is.

After the goatee, I was too gross to eat pizza for a week.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Gooner Goatee

You get a goatee because you were used as a sponge and a toilet by some guy who smells like a dead fish.

I got a goatee and a face full of dead fish. I think I’m going to die.

Charlie Follon used my face like a sponge. I had to clean it with a hose.

I got a goatee and now I smell like a gym sock that’s been left in the sun.

by Slangipedia 18d ago