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A Keanu
A guy so hot he makes your face feel like it just got hit with a brick and your heart feels like it’s doing backflips.
He walked into the room and my face turned red like I had a sunburn.
He smiled and my heart started doing push-ups.
He looked at me and I forgot how to breathe.
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A Keanu
A breeze so cool it feels like it came from the top of a mountain and it probably did.
It felt like I was on a mountain and I was breathing the air of a god.
The breeze hit me like it had just climbed Mount Everest.
It was like I was in Hawaii and the wind just said, 'You’re welcome.'
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A Ke$ha
When you blow your boyfriend and then spray glitter in his cum-covered face like he owes you money.
I blew my man and then threw glitter in his cum face. He looked like a glitter-covered cum dumpster.
My ex got a creampie and then I blasted glitter in his face. He looked like a disco cum ball.
After the creampie, I sprayed glitter in his cum face. He looked like a cum glitter bomb.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Ke$ha
The correct way to spell a dumb pop star who sings and dances, which is basically just a fancy way of saying she’s a hooker who also does shows.
Ke$ha is a hooker who does shows and sings like a drunk parrot.
She’s a hooker in a show business outfit and sings like a parrot on crack.
A hooker who does shows and sings like a drunk bird on meth.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Ke$ha
When a guy blows a girl and then dumps glitter all over her like she’s a glitter-covered cum sandwich.
He blew me and then dumped glitter on me. I looked like a glitter-covered cum bagel.
He busted on my face and then threw glitter. I looked like a glitter-cum cupcake.
After the blow job, he threw glitter on me. I looked like a glitter-cum burrito.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Ke$ha
When you blow a girl and then throw glitter in her face like she’s a glitter-cum disaster.
I blew my girl and then threw glitter in her face. She looked like a glitter-cum mess.
He busted on my face and threw glitter. I looked like a cum glitter explosion.
After the blow job, glitter flew in my face. I looked like a glitter-cum disaster.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Ke$ha
A drunk idiot who looks like a chub version of Taylor Swift and sings like a robot with a bad voice.
She’s a drunk Taylor Swift chub who sings like a robot with a broken voice.
A drunk chub version of Taylor Swift who sounds like a broken robot.
She’s a drunk chub Taylor Swift who sings like a broken robot.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Ke$ha
A pop star who looks like a tough version of Taylor Swift and sings like a robot who only knows one song.
She’s a tough Taylor Swift lookalike who sings like a robot who only knows Tik Tok.
A tough version of Taylor Swift who sings like a robot who only knows one song.
She looks like a tough Taylor Swift and sings like a robot who can only do Tik Tok.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Ke$ha
A pop singer who can’t sing and sings like a broken robot with a stupid voice and dumb lyrics.
She can’t sing and sounds like a broken robot with a stupid voice.
A pop singer who sings like a broken robot with dumb lyrics and a stupid voice.
She’s a broken robot pop singer with dumb lyrics and a stupid voice.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Kaylon
A Kaylon is a fool who swears up and down they’re gonna be a warrior, then flips their lid and becomes a mage. It’s like they forgot what they were doing and just wanted to look cool.
"I’m gonna be a tank!" Then he became a healer and we all died.
"He said he’d be a druid, then he became a paladin and we all laughed at him."
"He promised he’d be a warrior, then he became a mage and we all lost."
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A Kaylon
A Kaylon is a tall, goofy, and cool dude who’s got a tiny obsession with Asians. It’s like he can’t think straight when he sees one.
He saw an Asian girl and forgot how to talk.
"He saw a Korean boy and immediately asked if he was single."
He walked into a room full of Asians and didn’t say a word.
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A Kaylon
A Kaylon is a strong African American guy with a good look and a great vibe. He’s the type of guy you’d trust with your life, your money, and your ex’s number.
He saved me from a fight and gave me his ex’s number.
He loaned me $100 and didn’t ask for it back.
He kept my secret and never told a soul.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Kaylon
A Kaylon is a short black guy with a huge cock and a ton of hoes. Don’t mess with him or you’ll regret it.
He told me not to mess with him or he’d break my jaw.
He had 5 hoes and a cock that could split the sky.
He warned me not to pick a fight or he’d beat me up.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Kaylon
A Kaylon is a rockstar with a hot wife named Brittany. He’s got tattoos, a great voice, and a bad temper. He’ll fight for his family, but he’s also a bit of a fool.
He fought a guy for his wife and won.
He got a tattoo of Brittany and it’s awesome.
He sang at a concert and then yelled at the crowd.
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A Kaylon
A Kaylon is a sensitive girl who likes to be unique. She tries to fix everything but can be shy when you first meet her.
She tried to fix the fight between her and her boyfriend.
She was shy when she first met me.
She wore weird clothes and tried to be cool.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Kaylon
A Kaylon is a black country boy who’d rather die than lose his horse. He loves his 360 waves and his life.
He’d rather die than lose his horse.
He did 360 waves and looked cool.
He said he’d trade his life for his horse any day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Kayla jackson
A cheap, hot mess of a girl who doesn't care about your feelings and when she's angry, she yells, throws things, and makes sure you get in trouble for no reason
She flipped out in the grocery store because I didn't pick up her snack
She called the cops because I forgot her birthday
She sent me a text saying 'I'm gonna get you' and then blocked me
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A Kayla jackson
A girl who's all about herself, doesn't think twice about cheating, and when she's mad, she screams, hits you, and makes you look like the bad guy
She screamed at me in front of my mom because she found out I was talking to someone else
She hit me with a lamp and said I was a loser
She sent me a DM saying 'You're so stupid' and then called the cops
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A Kayla jackson
A girl who's selfish, dumb, and when she's angry, she yells, throws stuff, and makes you feel like the worst person ever
She threw a chair at me because I didn't text her back fast enough
She called the cops because I said her hair looked messy
She sent me a message that said 'You're the worst' and then blocked me
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Kayla jackson
A girl who's a total waste of space, doesn't think about your feelings, and when she's mad, she screams, hits you, and makes you feel like you're in a horror movie
She screamed at me in the hallway because I didn't like her new shirt
She hit me with a phone and said I was a complete idiot
She sent me a text that said 'You're so ugly' and then called the cops
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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