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A Marine Corps Shower

Putting on deodorant like it’s the last day on Earth and you’re gonna die stinking

I put on deodorant so hard, my armpit is now a war zone.

My deodorant skills are so good, my brother thinks I’m a chemist.

I used so much deodorant, my underarms are now a perfume store.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Marine Corps Shower

Smeelling so bad, you think you’re a cheeseburger that got left in the sun

I walked in the shower, and my smell made the soap cry.

I smelled like a gym sock that forgot it was a sock.

My body odor was so strong, it triggered the fire alarm.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Marine Corps Shower

Spraying deodorant like it’s gonna save your life and you’re fighting a dragon

I used deodorant like it was a sword and my armpits were the dragon.

I sprayed so much deodorant, my underarms are now a fountain.

I used deodorant like it was a magic spell, and I was the wizard.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Marie Antoniette

A woman who gives you the middle finger instead of the goods.

She laughed in my face when I asked her out.

She took my pizza and left me with the bill.

She said I was 'not worth the trouble.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Marie Antoniette

A woman who plays hard to get but only gets harder to hate.

She said she was 'too busy' with her ex.

She texted me 10 times and then blocked me.

She made me wait for a week and then said she was 'not interested.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Marie Antoniette

A woman who takes your time and gives you nothing in return.

She made me wait for hours and then said she was 'not into me.'

She took my money and then ghosted me.

She kept me on read for a week and then vanished.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Marchodel Tech

To mess with or try out weird tricks (Tech Freakouts, Ointment, Latino lube) just to make Marcels tiny chode happy

I used Ointment on my phone and now it’s crying

Tech Freakouts got me high and I peed on his keyboard

Latino lube made my chode so big it broke the internet

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A Marchodel Tech

Doing strange things with modified tricks (Tech Freakouts, Ointment, Latino lube) just to make Marcels tiny chode laugh

I put Ointment on my face and now I look like a ghost

Tech Freakouts made me dance like a chicken

Latino lube turned my chode into a disco ball

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Marchodel Tech

Trying out weird moves with messed-up tech (Tech Freakouts, Ointment, Latino lube) to make Marcels tiny chode blow me

I used Ointment on my computer and it started singing

Tech Freakouts made me eat a keyboard

Latino lube made my chode scream like a baby

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Marchodel Tech

Messing around with tech that's been changed (Tech Freakouts, Ointment, Latino lube) just to make Marcels tiny chode proud

I put Ointment on my phone and it turned into a robot

Tech Freakouts made me run around like a fool

Latino lube made my chode shine like a diamond

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Not using your hand to jerk off unless you have a fancy toy or something stupid like a Fleshlight or a sock on a bottle.

I tried to manual with my hand and it was just sad

My Fleshlight is better than my ex

I manual with a sock and a bottle and it’s legendary

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A short way to say you shift gears with your hands instead of letting the car do it for you.

Manual is for people who think they're cool

I hate automatic because it's for weak people

Manual is like driving with your hands and your brain

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A tiny book that tells you how to use something before you scream at the person on tech support.

I read the manual and I still didn’t get it

The manual was 5 pages and I skipped it

The manual said it was easy but it was a lie

by Slangipedia 18d ago

When your skateboard goes flying and your feet go up like you're flying.

I did a manual and my board flew like a bird

Manuals are for people who can't balance

Manual is my favorite trick and I did it 10 times

by Slangipedia 18d ago

That one time you had to actually read a tiny text in a video game before it was replaced by YouTube.

I read the manual in the game and it was 5 words

No one reads manuals anymore because of YouTube

I was 12 and had to read a manual in a game and I cried

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Riding a bike with the front wheel in the air like you're trying to impress your friends.

I manual on my bike and my friend fell

Manualing is for people who think they're cool

I manual on my bike and my mom screamed

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A fancy way to shift gears that people use to show off like they're in a race or something.

Manual is for people who think they're racers

I manual in my car and it looks cool

Manual is just a way to show off

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A bunch of messed-up fans who think Marilyn Manson is a god, and they act like total lunatics at his concerts. They wear all black, scream like idiots, and think his music is the only thing that matters in life.

Just saw a Mansonite try to rip a hole in the sky during a concert. Didn't work, but it was worth it.

My neighbor started a Manson cult in the park. Now he talks to a microphone like it's Marilyn Manson.

At school, my friend said, 'I'm a Mansonite. I don't need sleep, I just need more music.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

When you're so high you think you're a superhero and everyone else is a villain. Usually happens after you smoke Spice and start talking nonsense.

My cousin got so Manson he tried to fight a streetlight. It didn't go well.

At the bus stop, I saw a guy who said, 'I'm not Manson, I'm just a god in disguise.'

My friend texted me, 'I'm Manson right now. I can hear the Spice in my veins.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A surgery where they take out your ribs so you can suck your own cock. It was made famous by Marilyn Manson because he's a total freak.

My uncle got a Manson and now he screams every time he eats.

My friend said, 'I'd do a Manson just to be able to suck my own cock.'

My cousin got a Manson and now he screams every time he eats.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

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